Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[AP]

HOW IT WORKS

1. Answer the stupid question with a stupid answer from the post before you.
2. Ask a stupid question.
3. Wait for your answer.

RULES!
1. Must ask and answer question
2. Keep it appropriate.
3. Use a heading

QUESTION: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?

 

[Darkmatter]

He became gay.

Why did you make this thread? You could just have bumped the other one, as I am sure there is one deep in the Asylum somewhere. Honestly, what the hell you say?

 

[AP]

Because I didnt find one.

What would happen if a you blend some cd-r's?

 

[B)ushid(o]

Mother Earth will shriek a banshee-esque hymn of death. Father Time will pass away. The laws of nature will no longer rule. Humanity will transcend past the limits of time and space. Black will encompass all things, while being nothing at the same time. White will fade to black while glowing a bright, angelic light. As the blades turn, the disk will shatter, as will the will to live. Our vision will fade, our hearing will fail. The once proud black sheep will dye itself white. As the blades turn, the blender will halt, as will our need to evolve. The moon will stand still, the sun will not rise. A once noble people will fall from heavenly grace. As the fragments impede on the blenders one task, as will Earth's parents come and step in. The warm lips of Mother Earth breathes new life to man. The sands of Father Time will blow once again.

A/S/L?

 

[AP]

Man, that guy has good answers.

45/MAN/college

Whats with Bushidos answers? Did he steal it from like some poem or make that shit up?

 

[-Azrael666-]

"The sands of Father Time will blow once again."
Father Time didn't use sand outside of hourglasses, hence, they couldn't blow. I'm assuming he made it up. It does sound cool though. Especially the first line.


Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

 

[Darkmatter]

Lizardbreath came first. Accidental retardation birth. It's a......baby cross-eyed dragon with one arm bigger then the other. Brain mass appears to be lacking in all areas by 46%! This is astounding! The first recorded....wait. Wrong forum. This is spam.

To spam, or not to spam?

 

[PUMPKINHEAD]

asdjigoasdhiaa8w6w6yweadsh;adkf.

why did i give that as an answer?

 

[-Azrael666-]

sd'ksdjsdjsdfjdsag;'fd

Why do Mooninites pull down your pants and spank you?

 

[ArtOfProtoss]

asdjigoasdhiaa8w6w6yweadsh;adkf.

why did i give that as an answer?

Because you wanted to take part in this thread, but couldn't think of anything good to say.

Why does the fourth letter in this smilie so mean? :nooob

 

[Lizardbreath]

michael jackson's fake nose

Why in the world would would a cat jump out of a tree to land in a pool and drown?

 

[Darkmatter]

Because it has 9 lives. Duh.

Why does RoaCh abuse me at night?

 

[Static]

he ate some bad meat and can't get it out of his head.

Why does it itch?

 

[ChrisH36]

Because there is a red spot near your penis that has been infected with poison ivy.

Why does Static luv penguins?

 

[coRtALoS]

Because he doesn't believe in eating something more intelligent than himself.

Why does Renzokuken have to be gay and be so AFKBRBWTF with BBQ?

 

[-Azrael666-]

'Cuz.

Why does cort stick it in teh pie?

 

[icastbigspells]

He tinks its roach

2+3=?

 

[Lizardbreath]

78948074321897474310134294732 Times 0 Which equals 0

who's your daddy?

 

[icastbigspells]

dM

Does lizardbreath suck penos? (lb can't answer)

 

[Lwek]

Yo no sé.

What is 'dammit im mad' spelled backwards?