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The marine relaxs in the bunker. He and 3 other marines are chatting when.
YOUR FORCES ARE UNDER ATTACK.
A zealot attacks the bunker.
"DAMNIT YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US THAT!," THE MARINE yells.
The zealot dies.
|Protoss Base|
Zealot#1: I always wonder if Aiur was destroyed and all the buildings that protoss make are warped IN from Aiur. How do we get buildings and soldiers from Aiur anyway? Didn't the zerg turn it into a pile of Hydralisk shit-processing factory?
Dragoon: I also wonder this. Dragoons are made from fallen protoss warriors. Right? Well if there are no injured do we protoss sacrifice our own soldiers?
Zealot 1: Why the hell you asking me? Your the ****ing dragoon.
Dark Templar: I wonder if I touch a another Dark Templar will I...
The Dark Templar accidently touched another Dark Templar next to him.
Dark Templar: DAMNIT WE WERE CLOAKED I COULDN'T SEE...
They fuse.
Dark Archon: how do protoss have sex if when they touch they fuse?
Dark Archon: Must need energy.
Now we return to the terran base.
Marine says," hey wanna go to the barracks and make a ghost? "
Two giant hands: Sure.(in sign language)
The hands go grab the mouse click on the bunker and make a ghost.
Ghost says," Hi ya'll."
Marine said ,"Hi."
Ghost goes to nuke a protoss base. As the nuke falls the ghost runs away.
Dark Archon: hey since a nuke is a unit can i Mind control it?
Zealot: hey lets try.....
The DA controls the nuke and aims it the zealot.
Zealot: HEY YOU FREAKING RED GLOWING BASTARD.
BOOM!
Dark Archon: Mwhahahahahhahahahaha.
The ghost appears where the zealot was.
Dark Archon: HEY GHOST NOW YOU DIE FROM FALL OUT RADIATION.
The ghost runs up and shoots the DA to death.
"Stupid archon, fallout radiation is for kids."
Cartoony looking looking marines and medics appear.
"This is a special educational announcment from the Terran Dominion. Did you know Athens was governed by 6 'archons'?"
An ultralisk runs and kills the M&Ms.
"RAAR GRRRUH BRAGHH URRGH"
*Subtitles* Stupid Marines, History is for kids. *subtitles*
|Now we switch to the 2 giant hands again|
Hand Master," DAMNIT STUPID ZEALOTS KEEP KILLING ZERATUL I AM GOING ON B.NET".
|Now all the eternally messed up characters are on b.net.|
NEXT EPISODE: INVASION STARCRAFT FORCES ATTACK WARCRAFT 3
YOUR FORCES ARE UNDER ATTACK.
A zealot attacks the bunker.
"DAMNIT YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US THAT!," THE MARINE yells.
The zealot dies.
|Protoss Base|
Zealot#1: I always wonder if Aiur was destroyed and all the buildings that protoss make are warped IN from Aiur. How do we get buildings and soldiers from Aiur anyway? Didn't the zerg turn it into a pile of Hydralisk shit-processing factory?
Dragoon: I also wonder this. Dragoons are made from fallen protoss warriors. Right? Well if there are no injured do we protoss sacrifice our own soldiers?
Zealot 1: Why the hell you asking me? Your the ****ing dragoon.
Dark Templar: I wonder if I touch a another Dark Templar will I...
The Dark Templar accidently touched another Dark Templar next to him.
Dark Templar: DAMNIT WE WERE CLOAKED I COULDN'T SEE...
They fuse.
Dark Archon: how do protoss have sex if when they touch they fuse?
Dark Archon: Must need energy.
Now we return to the terran base.
Marine says," hey wanna go to the barracks and make a ghost? "
Two giant hands: Sure.(in sign language)
The hands go grab the mouse click on the bunker and make a ghost.
Ghost says," Hi ya'll."
Marine said ,"Hi."
Ghost goes to nuke a protoss base. As the nuke falls the ghost runs away.
Dark Archon: hey since a nuke is a unit can i Mind control it?
Zealot: hey lets try.....
The DA controls the nuke and aims it the zealot.
Zealot: HEY YOU FREAKING RED GLOWING BASTARD.
BOOM!
Dark Archon: Mwhahahahahhahahahaha.
The ghost appears where the zealot was.
Dark Archon: HEY GHOST NOW YOU DIE FROM FALL OUT RADIATION.
The ghost runs up and shoots the DA to death.
"Stupid archon, fallout radiation is for kids."
Cartoony looking looking marines and medics appear.
"This is a special educational announcment from the Terran Dominion. Did you know Athens was governed by 6 'archons'?"
An ultralisk runs and kills the M&Ms.
"RAAR GRRRUH BRAGHH URRGH"
*Subtitles* Stupid Marines, History is for kids. *subtitles*
|Now we switch to the 2 giant hands again|
Hand Master," DAMNIT STUPID ZEALOTS KEEP KILLING ZERATUL I AM GOING ON B.NET".
|Now all the eternally messed up characters are on b.net.|
NEXT EPISODE: INVASION STARCRAFT FORCES ATTACK WARCRAFT 3
