It was a dark and stormy night, and Heff was about to watch the Superbowl on FOX. It was a game between the San Fransico 49ers and Miami Dolphins and the score was 14-7 at the half-time. Heff wanted a BLT, but in order to actually make one, he needed some Miracle Whip from his fridge. Just as he was about to open the fridge, a knock on the door occured. Heff opened the door and it was a Devilkin from Diablo 2 (yes the same orange monsters.) Heff asked "Why have you come knocking on my door?". The Devilkin wrote on a piece of paper saying "I recently moved into the neighbourhood and my house got fumigated for rats so can i stay here?". Heff let him inside and showed the Devilkin he decided to call Little Dude. Little Dude went into the kitchen to get popcorn from Heff's closet of food. But Heff totally forgot about the BLT so he went into the fridge to find his Miracle Whip got stolen. He asked Little Dude if he had taken a jar of mayo from him and he wrote on a soiled sheet. "The rat knows the secret of the dome, CATCH IT." Heff yelled "Dude this is not 2300 AD tell me if you found it!" then Little Dude wrote "A hungry dog and human will try to eat off your kitchen." Heff was freaked out so he went into the secret cellar in the basement where he stored 4 cows and a box of Klondike Bars, Miracle Whip, Coke and an Ultimus Bow (sadly these were his prize possesions FOOD wise.) Now Heff takes a bottle of Miracle Whip and steals a Klondike bar but he finds that his BLT he made was stolen. He went over to the living room to find Little Dude with popcorn and watching the Simpsons when they had those dreams in church and they depicted it differently into their own terms. So Heff gets his Ultimus Bow and shoots the female archer who ran off with the sandwich. Sadly she died, and got buried in his backyard. Heff finds his Miracle Whip completely eaten so he goes back to the cellar to get more. Then Heff thinks about the dog/human prediction on the soiled sheet of paper, thinking it could have been some Chrono Trigger ripoff. As he went into the kitchen he found a note written in blood about "I know what you did my dog and my friend will get you back through starvation." Heff says to himself "It could be a trap.", so he runs past Little Dude who was watching the Super Bowl. Heff finds Scooby Doo eating his sandwich and one of his cows then he sees Shaggy watching the Superbowl with Little Dude. Heff asks "How did you two get in?". "Rimple, we rent thru rhe ropen roor." Scooby said to Heff. Heff then asked, "There is a blood stained note here, what is the meaning of this?". Shaggy then said "Oh we are now convicts, we shot Freddy and Daphne because they hogged all the Scooby Snax and put drugz in ours.". Heff took out his bow and shot Little Dude. Scooby and Shaggy then ate his corpse, "Yuck you guys are sick!." said Heff. Shaggy then told him "this monster was made from chocolate and Miracle Whip. it was really a robot programmed to eat you and all of the people on this street." Heff then thru out Little Dude and shot Velma as she was searching for clues throughout the house since Heff went down for the Miracle Whip the first time. =The End= Created by: Hellwolf_36, 6/1/03 This story's moral was stupid: Never let Hannah Barberra company take over your stories and you can never make a great sandwich without the zangy taste of Micrale Whip.