600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[Cert]

182. umm i cant think of anything hmm let me think crap i should stop thinking out loud... k u um um um um um um have ammassed more hours playing d2 than u have been on these forums. ya that didnt make since for most ppl but when u have a lot of post like me thats an accomplishment

 

[Kao]

183. You Scream when a godly item drops and you get it.
184. You don't make any note of finding an unidentified windforce, because you've found so many.

YAY 2100th post!

 

[Cert]

185. U have cried before from the result of something bad happening to you on diablo. I once cried when the 160/60 max armor that i just bought on ebay got deleted. *sigh*

 

[fumanchu]

186- you take clothes hangers and makt claws outta them and pretend your an assassin

187- you make paper chinesse stars and pretend your doing blade fury (i do it all the time its fun really)


:fwink :wavey

 

[Ebay.God]

186- you take clothes hangers and pretend its a short bow

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

187: you have a diablo diary

had wrong number ^^

 

[Blade Walker13]

188.You get little paper stars and pretend ur a asn attacking a pally that has a suitcase as a tower shield

189. you crap urself when u find wf or gf

190.You get a glass of water and spit it out like diablos lighting balst thingy

 

[Khull]

191. you make an axe/sword/sheild/ and anything else u cn think of out of lego bricks
(I did that before and they were pretty durable )

192. You make the forgotten tower/Chaos sentuary/or any other place in the world of Diablo outta lego bricks
(I made the acutuall tower you see before you go into the cellar, took me a few weeks )

193.You have 9 accounts: 1 full of Druids, another for barbs, another for necs ans so on, and the 9th is your 1337 mules.

194.You get wet dreams from thinkin of the assn/sorc/zon in your dreams

195.Youve spent so much time on D2 that when your mom finnaly forces you to "Take out the Trash" that once your at the trash cans you dunno how to find your way back.

196.Your life dream is to become a fully qualified Necromancer

197.You want your wife to be a Hybird Sorceress

198.You finally agree to get a job, only to waste your money on stuff off of ebay

199.Whenever your 1337 character dies you act like its a death in the family

200. You can recite every area in every act in order with your eyes closed

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha

^ Dont ask

w00t I did the 200th reason, lol oh well it dont mean that much *Plots for the 600th and final reason*:sly

 

[ChrisH36]

201. You develop mana so that when you use a blowtorch, it burns with your energy power.

202. You keep a pet Grizzly Bear in your house

203. You think bullies are Extra Strong unique monsters and their friends are minions

 

[fumanchu]

204 - you use a air compress spray can and a lighter and pretend you can do inferno

 

[a cup of stfu]

205 - You use a dictionary to look up good character names

 

[demon78728]

206- You buy more than 3 copies of the game!

 

[SilverSteel]

three copies!!
dam thats really.... (what ya call it?)
addict

 

[ChrisH36]

207. You run out of pockets to carry your stuff so when you touch it, you throw your item in the air and say "I can't carry anymore"

208. You become a rogue trainer and train hot chicks in the ways of the bow for cash

209. You go out into a corn field with armor and a knife and try to kill animals and rotten plants

 

[WildfireFX]

210. When something bad happens, you simply say "ng" and walk away.

 

[ChrisH36]

211. you make a ball of red liquid and when you fall and hurt yourself you pour out the red water to symbolize your life

 

[Almighty666Slayer]

212. When you pass a grave yard u look for blood raven

213. On halloween u dress up as barb and yell all up and down the street.

214. You jump off the grand canyon just to see if ull reapeir in town.

 

[ChrisH36]

215. You start trying to master Leap so much, that you jump OVER the grand canyon

216. You walk in the desert and you blame your troubles on Spear Cats.

217. You go into the jungle and you think baboons will mutate into large beasts and beat your skull senseless

218. You think every NHL hockey player is a Fetish w/ human suits on

 

[Radium]

219. Every time you go outside in the dark, you wish you had Maphack for night vision.

220. If you open the blender with it still going, it looks like corpse explosion to you (yes tried and tested )

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

221: you run around in your city like a mad man saying diablo is gonna kill us all like he did in tristram!!

222: you make a scroll and try to open it so u get a town portal