600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

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144. When you sit in front of the computer trying to think of clever signs to show that you are addicted to Diablo 2.
 

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147. You imbue your butterknife so you socket a skull

148, You make a dummy of Diablo in your home to beat up

149. You think your girlfriend is Blood Raven

150. You make a bow from household materials
 

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151). You go to your local department store and call the clerk Gheed.

152). You only get turned on by digital characters (woot Zons and Charsi lol)

153). When you get sick you scream out "PSN NOOB!"
 

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154. You make a two-hand sword and name it "Shadow Fang"
155. You believe there is a Archangel name Tyrael
 

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156. You make diablo pictures (drawings, etc) in your free time.
 

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157). You get a hard on while the game loads.

158). You wonder if the synergies you gained while masturbating (lol) will help you become a stronger individual.

159). You light yourself on fire to gain your fire mastery towards max.

160). You own Diablo 2 boxers.
 

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162. You try to get your friends to start playing the game to show off your 1337 skillz.
 

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And what if the couple is married?

165. You dress up as a Diablo 2 character for Halloween or a Costume party.
 

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166. You wear psn charms to make your fists more damaging

167. You throw ice cubes and pretend they are Ice Bolts

168. You gamble $10,000 at a casino, and you get Ancient Armor

169. You become your own blacksmith in present times

170. When you get burned in a fire, you say "DAMN YOU INFECTOR OF SOULS"
 

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170. U think that your friend ( Andy ) are andariels, and u thing she him kill u
171. When u see a little bug u kill it because it might turn into duriel
173. ( to the gay people ) U think when u fall asleep that tyreal will kiss you can make your next day better
174. U start to imagin if diablo was real... think of it realy even the sorc with me the musslest girl u have ever seen

*off topic* come on people think of sumthing funny there is still a few hundred to go u know...
 

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Originally posted by Draxthor
170. U think that your friend ( Andy ) are andariels, and u thing she him kill u
171. When u see a little bug u kill it because it might turn into duriel
173. ( to the gay people ) U think when u fall asleep that tyreal will kiss you can make your next day better
174. U start to imagin if diablo was real... think of it realy even the sorc with me the musslest girl u have ever seen

*off topic* come on people think of sumthing funny there is still a few hundred to go u know...
omg learn some english : (

I do NOT understand the first 1.
second is ok
third is very weird 2
and 4th as well... ok I admit I dont rule in english either but I can make it a little understandable. (or understandeble ? :))

175: when you dream about diablo2 u see a sorceress teleporting and suddenly she is in your room... you can guess what you do next ^^
 

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"150. You make a bow from household materials"

Now, im not gonna flat out ADMIT i tried that, but lets just say its more challenging than it sounds ;)
 

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176 - you use a fire extenguisher as ice blast

177- you use your dogs as minions and attack your brother with them (whose pretending to be baal


:fwink :wavey
 

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Becuase d2 for me is past ,anyway ... that i used to play too much D2

178.You put a bomb into somebody and think he is the new necromancer's corpse explosion
 

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179. You write stories about Diablo 2 Adventures.
180. You have a Diablo 2 Related Inernet name (D2A anyone?)
 
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