600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[Cert]

108. You always type /f m before everything
/f m 109. You only have a maximum of 25 friends

 

[TheLoneCurse]

110. When ever your in ur living room you always look for a little box labeled "stash."

111. You go up to someone expecting the trade window to pop up for privacey and u say too much.

112. Whenever you go to the Desert you look for vipers .

113. Whenever someone says "This is perplexing." You say "VEX, WHERE I WANT I WANT GIMMI GIMMI." Then you get shot.

 

[Cert]

114. You stand around, randomly yelling "free?"
115. If you can actually think of 600 reasons you play to much diablo

 

[The_Immortal_King]

116: when you buy items from ebay

 

[B-BoyX]

117. When you see your friend have 2x something (pc or other), you shout: Have you a private dupe?

118. You play Diablo2 in your dreams

119. If you are sitting in jail, you will think: I need another CD-Key

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by B-BoyX

118. You play Diablo2 in your dreams

lol its happened to me many times

120. U have a rousing conversation with decard cain and charsi in act 1

 

[ChrisH36]

121. When you wear your bling bling, you think it is a Cat's Eye

122. You make an soj from a metal circle and your sister's earring

123. You raise bullies you have beaten to a crap from the dead and they become all black

124. You bring Skeletons and Mages to school

125. You build a BBQ from a Fetish Shaman

 

[Kao]

126. You hit the space bar, thinking your computer will start up faster.

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

127: you pick up your grandfather(you know ur grandpa) and challenge the best boxer in the world and say "ha! ive got a grandfather!" and start hitting him !!

128: u get beaten up u say "d00d y00 H@X0RZZZZZZZ!"

129: you mix red looking drinks with blue looking drinks hoping u get a purple rejuvenation potion that makes you fit when u drink it in 1 time

130: when u walk of start u stand still a sec and suddenly u are down and u say "WTF **** LAGGGGG!! BNET SUXXX"

131: whenever your girlfriend (if you ofcourse somehow got it) totally shows u she wants to have sex with you u say "not now i have to do nm baalruns to lvl and go hell and own everyone!!"

 

[piecekeeper]

132. you actually own a sword and a dagger

 

[Khull]

Originally posted by M3_feelin_0wn3d
131: whenever your girlfriend (if you ofcourse somehow got it) totally shows u she wants to have sex with you u say "not now i have to do nm baalruns to lvl and go hell and own everyone!!"

That would be just so sad and pathetic

133.You get to lvl 99 in 1 day(I hear its possible:rollie )

 

[Kao]

134. You say "I'm not addicted."

 

[Stryder]

135. You say u got a GF (Sword) all the time.

 

[irdamage]

136. U walk into a room filled with people and u put up a big cardboard box with the words "gay box" on it

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by Kao
134. You say "I'm not addicted."

or

137. u can say u r addicted and not have a problem with it

 

[Kao]

That one shouldn't count...

138. You start comparing real life instances to what happned to you in Diablo 2.

 

[SweatyOgre]

139. You cry because you became poor after .09, then come back to pwnzor all your friends in 1.10 <---me
140. You constantly say pwnzor to people who have no clue what it means, simply on instinct, since it is synonymous with "beat up," "kill," "make fun of," and 500 other words and phrases to you.

 

[Cert]

139. Someone IMs u and says "Do you have a GF" and u reply "No but i want one for my barb" and then they say "OMFG i meant girlfriend u loser lolololololololo" and then u say "pwned "
happened to me
i dont have a GF, neither kind

 

[FrozenOrbMaster]

141. when you run across a parking lot humming the act 1 theme song and pretending that the burning archers are shooting at you.

142. when you pick up things like a broom in your house and say to the people in the room that this broom has 1 to 20 damage. (then you start hitting people with it)

142 1/2. when your locked out or approach a locked door you say out loud I NEED A KEY. (BARBARIAN VOICE)

 

[Oxide08]

143. In class u read the word delerium and u immediatly think of your helm your character is wearing.(It happens to me)