600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[endless_arrows]

508. whenever u see a computer, u want to play diablo.
509. whenever u see something weird, you call it a 'bug', and it should be fixed in the next 'patch'.

 

[ChrisH36]

510. You PMS at a girl and call her "Coldcrow" (hate that bitch btw
511. You think by smoking drugz you can increase your strength by 100
512. When you want to stand still, you say "PRESS SHIFT AND RIGHT CLICK" at a huge event

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

513: you take a brown cape and put it on and u pretend ur the wanderer and u walk from city to city.

 

[GrOuNd-AbUsEr]

514: your driving in your car and you hit a dog and you say to your friend to go look for uniques

 

[ChrisH36]

515. To keep your sister out of your closet, you place a trap in it that will shoot out a fire bolt or cause a nova.

516. When you get poisoned, you paint your whole body green

517. You attack Jean Cretien or George Bush thinking they are super unique monsters that will drop armor

518. You want to be a SWAT soldier because you think that when they become riot troops, they have sigons

 

[fumanchu]

519. when you go to las vegas you bring "mf charms" to increase your chaces of hitting the jackpock at the slots.

520. When your at a magic show and when someone dissapears and reappears in a different spot you shout OMG SHE TELEPORTED

 

[ChrisH36]

521. You punch a guy in the face because when he says a word, it is actually your password to your BAttle.net Accont.

 

[Plumpamania]

522). You think a Barbarian could be a porn star.

523). You think your Barb raped ur Zon.

524). You want to rape ur zon.

525). You rape an acutal amazon.

 

[ChrisH36]

You have very disturbed thoughts

525) You replace all the army helmets with Vampire Gazes (the unique helm that everyone wants) so you can make a soldier have the ability to take on a tank and win with a rifle.

526) Death comes by your door and you bribe him $450 to respawn at your house

 

[Plumpamania]

Well asshat you make a comment about my post, then mess up the number which was right above you.. .

527). You have no social life, as the only friends you have you can talk to by hittin /f m

 

[ChrisH36]

Watch it pal

529 (with the mistakes)) You make flash movies about Diablo 2

530) You make little toy Stygian Dolls so they can run into military outposts and blow up in soldier's faces

531) You put your character as an avatar on the forums

 

[WildfireFX]

532: you wonder if the choice came and you had to fight one character class for the sake of your life, who you would choose to battle.

533- You choose amazon cause you might grab a tittie.

 

[ChrisH36]

534. To make the engima armor, you take a T-shirt and you paint the word Enigma on the back and the runes required on the front, so you can teleport and hope it can improve your sex life (skills can be sex skills for humans)

 

[Ntrik_]

535. Jus like Hellwolf, u make avatar about d2
536. You make a d2 store
537. You do botting for 1 month straight, ur comp is not turned off.
538. You play d2 in school and library.

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by N_LeGeNd)
535. Jus like Hellwolf, u make avatar about d2
538. You play d2 in school and library.

You bet your ass I do both ,not the at school thing, but my friend is trying to

539. We believe that God should be the one going to hell to destroy Diablo, but he must stay up in heaven to protect it

540. You hold out a cross and pretend you have Sanctuary

541. You bring a flamethrower to school to Inferno your bullies

 

[Ntrik_]

quote:
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Originally posted by N_LeGeNd)
535. Jus like Hellwolf, u make avatar about d2
538. You play d2 in school and library.
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You bet your ass I do both ,not the at school thing, but my friend is trying to

ROFL!!! well, gl in playing d2 in school

542. You are posting stuff in this thread..

almost there guys, 58 more reasons to go!

 

[ChrisH36]

I hope people like my new D2 avatar, if you understand what an atitank rifle can do on little men, then you get an A+

544. You post more reasons than me (i have about 30-40 posts here alone)

545. You create the Cairn Stones with chairs inside your classroom

546. You mistaken the red portals with the Eye of Sauron and vice versa, remember the eye of Suaron sees all

 

[Scorpicore]

547. You ask your friends which Gateway they think is the best

548. You ask random people on the street for free uniques

549. You are getting very excited about this post getting to 600

550. You get mad at you parents and you try and cast a spell to blind them

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by Scorpicore
549. You are getting very excited about this post getting to 600

Since I am the thread starter and posted the most here sorry for boasting, yeah I am somewhat excited, go look at some old reasons to, we all made some funny crap in there

551. You repair your tools by making counterfiet zod runes and putting them into sockets.

552. You take up blacksmithery even though it doesn't exist anymore

 

[Scorpicore]

553. You think you can do better in School because you added skill points to the Homework tab