600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

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  1. ChrisH36

    ChrisH36 Guy with Most Posts on Quiet Board.

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    I wanted some fun to go on in the Diablo Forums so I threw this thread in (the starcraft was one was too active. So I threw out this thread and decided to write a txt file of all the reasons for no apparent reasons. i will start

    1. You watch the Superbowl, and you see Blunderbores instead of human football players (they still play football though.)

    2. You become a Shaman in the Fallen religion

    3. You think your grandma is Malah
     
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    4: you start wearing weird armor and make a sword and walk around screaming: DIE! TIME TO DIE! DIE! TIME TO DIE!

    5: you dress up like diablo on halloween

    6: you think your sister is a assassin

    7: whenever you see a wolf or bear or raven u look around real good, looking for a druid

    8: whenever you get beaten up u say : NAKED KILLER!
     
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    9. whenever you win at something you say I PWNED YOUR AZZ
    10.when you talk about the game you say all the words in abbreviations like you type them
    11. you call a fight a duel
     
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    12. Whenever u eat shrimp, u fear duriel is there.
    13. When u see rusian female swimmers u think of Charsi
    14. You think the fetish should have a boss, "foot fetish"
    15. You think little kids look like Fallen.
    16. You think your teacher is diablo
    17. You think Fara Natalya and you would be a nice threesome.
     
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    18: You sit in your room trying to make fire come out of your hands.
     
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    19.you start calling people noob's all the time

    20.you get angry when other people want the computer

    21.you think one more meph run is enough yet you have said that for the past 80.

    22.when your on acid you belive it a good idea to go and save the barb's from the state prison
     
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    23. U know every item u have for trade and wat u own on all your characters
     
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    24. Try to do warcrys to increase ppl life/mana/def.

    25. Think your a sorc, n try to teleport to the gurls bathroom.
     
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    26.you dream about your zon naked
     
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    Kao Drives an Evo IX ;)

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    27: You say STFU NOOB when you debate with someone in English.
     
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    28. You yell " ITH MOTHER****ER, ITH!!!" on newyears (my friend did it,rofl)
    29. You make a thread about the 600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD
     
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    30. You go outside in the snow, and wonder why your cyclone armor isn't working
    31. You think that skills like bone spear, and fists of fire are dirty (I do :D)
     
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    32. U make snowmans and think their your undead minons
    33. U kill ur self and think u respawing in your town
    34. U think the T.V is horadric cube
    35. U think there is a angle gurding your life orb and a deamon gurads your mana orb
    36. U spin around think u can cut through anything
    37. When u fart u do it slowly, becasue u think u might cast infernal

    LOL~~ ^.^
     
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    wouldnt that be posion nova? (i talk about this with my friend like every day, his farts REALLY stink,lol.
     
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    38: You put your fingers into the powernet because u want to lightning someone!

    39: You go sit in the snow when its freezing because u want a higher "cold mastery"

    40: u kill someone and try to summon a skeleton from it.

    41: whenever you are in court because u were digging bodys out on a graveyard you say you are a necromancer and u were trying to revive an army to kill baal-laden!!!
     
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    42. Your name is SweatyOgre.
    43. You see something funy and think to yourself "lol" instead of actually laughing
    44. You see a price you think is too high in a store and say "LOL NEWBZOR"
    45. After you kick someones ass you stand over there body, ready to nk the ****er.
     
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    46. You kill someone then you cut off there ear X|



    I accualy call people newbs and think lol, rofl. I also say they are pwned and some other stuff, normally only when im with other people that play diablo, but sometimes it slipps out X|
     
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    47. You want to fight someone, but then realize you must return to town to hostile them
    48. You go around killing animals hoping gold and items will fall out of their dead bodies
     
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    49. U try and dupe your diablo disc by killing urself 15 times outside your town
    50. You can have a maximum of 8 friends in one life
    51. When you c someone die....u tell them to press esc to continue...and then take there gold :p
    52. When you c a large person...u find 8 friends to beat him up and then try to steal the anny for urself
     
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    wouldnt it be you and 7 friends?

    53. You always keep little glass containers filled with hawaiian punch just in case u get low on health
     
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