500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[Final Warrior]

468) Your D2: LoD disk died in your CD drive because you spent to much time going to BF links to sites to download stuff.

469) You ignore the bold numbers because you're jerking off to AxL's/Pan's signiture.
470) You fall madly in love with a BF member's sig/av

 

[Amantis]

471. Your vocabulary consists of 'w00t' and 'l33t'.
472. You become so used to some people's avatars that you actually think that their lips are moving every time they post.
473. Everytime you visit image galleries outside BF and you see an image that's used as somebody's avatar for a long time, you point and say: 'Oh! Kamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!'
474. You actually take the time out to make sigatars to flex your GFX muscles.
475. Your parents are constantly telling you to 'gerroff the comp' due to time spent at Battle Forums.

- Amantis

 

[finalfantasynut]

476 your a paranormal investigator because other jobs require more work
477 you right letters to political partys in practice
478 you have a sunburn down have of your body because your comp is sideways toward the window
479 you are a final fantasy nut but you are always online here too
480 you have not seen day light for 3 weeks
481 you post on this board so it can make it too 500
482 you have 3 stacks of cds in your room going to your 8 foot celing of games you have beat and you are only 15 and you can play the games and chat at the same time
483 you never get off the site
484 you have been on for 3 days and almost have 100 post and dont spam
485 you have not seen your family for days
486 you have not eatin in 2 days so you dont miss a post
(all true about me)

 

[Jas]

487. You read the dictionary in your spare time to find better ways to flame people.
488. You have an online radio station riged to play Battle.Net music.
489. You know the diffrence between L33t, Gosu, And Hasu
490. You Flame for a living.
491. You have over 10 BF accounts
492. Your names Jasmine.
493. You go through over 20 packs of juicy fruit a day.
494. You consider a party a conferce voice chat on yahoo with BF friends.
495. You have a customed sig by your idol.
496. Your writing the 500 reasons your on Battle forums to much.
497. You write 15 posts a day.
498. You "love" to receive notice that a spamer has been banned.
499. You buy WC: TfT to talk about it with BF people.

AND FINNALY REASON 500!

 

[Jas]

500. Your main fear in life is to see a skuzzy free battle forums

Yey, the 500th reason & my 50th post im so honored.

 

[finalfantasynut]

501 you make 24 posts a day
502 you say Jas dont double post

 

[Jas]

I was'nt meaning to double post it just happened like that "wanted it to be dramtic".

 

[Maverick]

503. You'll call dejavu as double posting...

 

[FakeNameHere]

504. Your cant hear your computer humm.

Jas you dick, that 500th one was NOT funny and there is an "EDIT" button. plus your sig is gay

:shoot

 

[amrtin77]

505. When you write you internet name on a test in school. (that happened to me a few times hehehe)

 

[UltimateJim]

506) you get piossed off when anything gets in your way of going on BF
507) you cry when your internet goes down
508) you cheared for joy when this hit 500
509) you sad that swooper was not here to see this

 

[FakeNameHere]

510. your contacts melt

 

[Theroy]

511. Your brought this thread past 500 I hope you all die :lucifer

 

[Jas]

512. You spend your ever waking moment wondering who your gona piss off next.
513. You get mad at your mother for dusting you off as a peice of furniture.
514. You have a problem telling the time zones apart.
515. Your annoyed that people brought this over 500
516. Your main goal in life is to get 10, 000 posts.
517. You want this thread to reach 10, 000 reasons.
518. You have food constantly brought to you.
519. You only take a 3 minute shower at 4 am so you dont miss anything.
520. Your a complete "Qe_r" named fake name here.

 

[finalfantasynut]

521 you have a short attention span
522 you take this poll of point
523 you have a strong disliking for sgt slice

 

[FakeNameHere]

some dumbasS deleted my post AND theroy's.

neways, if you didnt hear me before. Girls just arnet funny. Not just Jas, All girls. the hottest girls in my school have no sense of humor. its a sad fact.

 

[TiberianSun]

524: You have sex with your dog
525: You cant stop posting

 

[Jas]

526. Your A GIRL WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
527. Your 5'8 and carry a tazer in your purse.
528. You love to dance.
529. You wear Abercombie and Fitch Clothes
530. You Work at Abercombie and Fitch.

 

[FakeNameHere]

666. Jas is a dick.

So, jas... your saying EVERY girl who has a tazer, a sense of humor, is 5'8, and works at abercrombie spends too much time on battle forums?? LOL. you SUCK. (LLLLLLLiteraly)

 

[IDefy]

um why is is this still open if its past 500 its just spam now?