500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

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380) you read this thread
381) you write a reply to this thread
382) you have no job
383) you are homeless (yeees thats possible )
384) you insert smilie number 43 ... :bouncy

 

[¥ôÜ §úçK]

you know all the smileys :O

 

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386) u start complaining bout ppl who cant put numbers in front of their posts grr
387) u say that u start complaining bout ppl who cant put numbers in front of their posts grr
388) u know that this post is useless ^^
389) u think that this post is usefull
390) u think that im just trying to raise my postcount with this post
391) u think that this post is spam
392) u re right

 

[UltimateJim]

393) you actually have a sig

 

[DB]

394. You got number 394
395. You dance during your in between page loading time

 

[IDefy]

396. you havent made actual human contact for more than 12 hours

397. you havent seen light in 2 days

 

[2.Waste.Hate]

396. You leave your computer online at battle forums so you never miss anything.
397. You start to refer to insults as flames
398. when someone tries to change the subject you yell dont spam!
399. You insist your name is your online account (rat bastard for me)
400. When someone whos a friend back stabs you you refer to it as "pulling a placebo"

 

[problemchild2004]

omg lol

 

[FakeNameHere]

401. you break thread rules so you can post regardless
402. you talk like you would type. (hey man whats up? i r the best haxor last night.)

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

403..you like almost live here..spend too much time
404. Cry when you see a oldie leaving
405. Rejoice when a oldie comes back
406. Skuzzy is ur hero!
407.all the contacts on your aim are from battleforums( except 2)
408. The members help you with ur gf
409. The members caremore than ur real friends
410. Your like me

 

[AxL]

411. Your name is AxL
412. You read old posts even if you have read them before

 

[FakeNameHere]

413. you forgot you have a girlfriend

 

[Jas]

414. There are rats chewing your dead dogs corpse from where he starved
415. You've had dreams of flaming noobs
416. You laugh saying lol
417. Your toenails are a foot long
418. You use a bed pan on the chair so you don't have to leave
419. Your idols are the moderators of the hacks, files, downloads section of the warcraft forums
420. You edit your measage 10 times top make sure its all spelled right.

 

[Guest]

421.When you make a thred and spend ever waking moment waiting for a reply.
422.When your keys strt to brke

 

[Final Warrior]

433) You actually read everyone's avatars and signatures.
434)You use good grammar in hopes that everyone will too, so that you can actually read what their posting (that partially applies to me)
435)you worship all the BF women, including those that you suspect that are women.
436)You hope that the BF female of your dreams PMs you regardless of the reason (that has happened to me... in fact, she's the only female that has PMed me... or that has actually noticed me... and sometimes, when I say yes in a certain way, I'm saying her BF username's initails...)
437)You edit your post 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 (999 decillion, 999 nonillion, 999 octillion, 999 septillion, 999 sextillion, 999 pentillion, 999 quadrillion, 999 trillion, 999billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999) times because of minor grammar mistakes.

 

[Jas]

438. You wish a really hott BF Guy would measage you.
439. You have over 789 old avatars
440. Your 21 and still coming here.
441. You worship anyone that pms you and is nice.
442. Your still reading these things
443. You can't rember what these reasons are for.
444. You have a tatoo of Battle Forums on your arm.
445. You Check your PM box more than your email.
446. You have a shrine of skuzzy in every room of your house.
447. You don't talk about WC3:TfT disc hacks
448. When you have a disagreement you ask your mom for guidence over a flaming.
449. Youve wrote over 20 of these
450. You fix the numbers when they need to be fixed.

 

[Jas]

Cmon Now were in the home stretch lets finish these off

 

[Final Warrior]

Hey Jas, nice av.

451) You play more RPGs in the RPR than on your PC/XBox/PS2/GCN/Other gaming console.

452)You spend more time on BF Dating than with your wife/husband/significant other

 

[TweaK]

I've been thinking of ones, but i can't remember them >.<

453) You have to be temp banned to tear yourself away from BF.

 

[Lwek]

454. You spend your extra time making a cool glowy signature like me.
455. You killed your parents because they were going to take away the computer for you
456. You can't count over 3
457. You get less than 3 hours of sleep a day.
458. You brag about your computer
459. Your leg becomes asleep 3 times a day.
460. Your mouse is flicking you off because it's being used too much.
461. You think 459 is stupid
462. You think 460 is stupider
463. You don't know how to spell: antidisestablishmentarianism
464. You stare at me.
465. You don't stare at me.
466. You're jealous of me.
467. You're not jealous of me.