500 reasons you play too much warcraft III FT

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

161. When you have to do chores you say "You're the king? I didn't vote for you", or "Off I go then".
162. You couldn't find night elf porn so searched for undead/orc instead
163. You give up and draw your own

 

[ChrisH36]

some of mine are funny, aren't they? :usad

164. You stay up all night in hopes that time will fly by in mere minutes.

165. You go outside naked at night so that you can Shadowmeld properly

166. You have a rock pile on your front door in hopes that the people that approach get attacked by a Rock Golem.

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

some of mine are funny, aren't they? :usad

164. You stay up all night in hopes that time will fly by in mere minutes.

165. You go outside naked at night so that you can Shadowmeld properly

166. You have a rock pile on your front door in hopes that the people that approach get attacked by a Rock Golem.

Not no more but towards the start they where funny. :shocked

Greeting You filthy goblins I am A Night elf, And i would like to say that you are green, smelly, and yucky, and that headhunters are a pathetic excuse for a ranged unit. Nightelfs are way beter in comparison and i think that even Humans could PWN you.

I think that Orcs suck and that they shoudl be erased. They cannot hold their own with such superior races such as us. (human, Undead,Nightelf) and their only useful unit is the goblin Blimp.

And i know your brains are the size of my fist, so i would like to say this to make it more comprehendable for you.

THIS
MEANS
WAR!

-Faerie on behalf of the nightelfs

OMFG u and your thread are retarted women. I have never once seen orc's lose to your so cloud nightelves cause we own them little bitchs kind of like this :tnt so stfu and think before u post something so stupid :angry dumb hoe :shoot and wtf is the blimp u crack hor?

 

[ChrisH36]

167. You put a bear paw over your hand, in hopes that you can get upgrades from spellcaster training.

168. You watch Inuyasha, and you think Toukejin (the fat sage) is a small Mountain Giant

169. You tell your little brother before he watches your porno movies, "Wait till your scaling value is higher before you can watch this."

170. You fear the weapons of mass destruction was Saddam Huessin massing Frost Wyrms to freeze and kill soldiers and vehiciles.

 

[SoNiC_tHe_IgEl]

171: U are trying to coil ur mother when she is going to die.

(ok i am not funny... )

 

[AHappyChineseBoy]

When your name is GodHatesYou1701 OMFGZLOL. Just kidding.

 

[GodHatesYou1701]

...Uncalled for.

172: When your asian.

OMG PWNED.

 

[SoNiC_tHe_IgEl]

173: When u farted very loud u say: gg leave plz...

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

174: You decide to try and earn a degree in WarCraftology.

175: You start your own band named Ilddain's bitch's

 

[AHappyChineseBoy]

176: When your a Canadian whore like GodHatesyou
178: When you like to eat babies like GodHatesYou
179: When you have a bluecow like GodHatesYou
180: When you play footies all the time like GodHatesyou
181: When you have your in clan SoCx like GodHatesyou

OFMGLZOL G_G =P

Edit: Actually GodHatesYou doesnt play much at all l000l

 

[Ntrik_]

182. You have list of every single quotes from every units in War3
183. You draw fanart
184. You have TFT poster in your room, mainly Illidan
185. You are Dota map creator, and creates new versions everyday.
186. You post War3 guides
187. You think you're so 1337, you go around clans and start 1v1
188. You mass Gryos (LOLOL @ JEN)
189. You have level 350 in Wind and Cloud RPG v2.1, without any help.
190. You pay for online TFT tutors.
191. You go nuts when you see Showtime or Grubby or MadFrog
192. You go nuts when people leave your dota games.
193. You sit on computer for 24/7, playing dota or typical TFT games.
194. You rig up footmen wars
195. You rig up arenas
196. You have bazillion accounts with at least 4 icons
197. You are red_newbie (trust me, he plays ALOT, no offence dude )
198. You are clan hopper
199. You go to clan GGL, thinking you're cool when you hang out there.


200.
You have account named CN.Derz on Azeroth, and you're Chinese.

lolkol GG nubs

 

[AHappyChineseBoy]

OMFG IM GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF NOW - you wasted number 200 on that sht reason lol

 

[ChrisH36]

man N_, you waste every 100 on crappy excuses, like 600 of the Diablo one.

the REAL 200) You like boxing so you create a map where Mountain Giants, using all 12 players just randomly kill each other to see who is the winner.

 

[AHappyChineseBoy]

er no, I think the other 200 reason was better.

 

[SoNiC_tHe_IgEl]

lets just go on with 202 ... :/

 

[ChrisH36]

Fine -_-;

202) You see old people coming towards your house and you say to your friends "OMFG Necro rush!! GG noobs!!"