500 reasons you play too much warcraft III FT

[ChrisH36]

Why wouldn't make sense. Because then it would be 500 excuses and we would all say things like "We have no life"

113. When you're in the army, you tell your platoon to focus fire on each soldier that comes into sight in hopes it maybe a hero.

 

[warcraft3_hacker]

114.u fight vs a guy more stronger than u nd ur sure u gonna get raped now so u took a knife and say if u hit me i suicide like demon hunter haha !

115.u do horse riding in a park and u take a long stick and u do like blizzarding.
116.in schoot vacation day u trow a water bag in ot ur school members and say gg death coil pwned !
117.u go to club and u drikn and roar im the brewmaster fear me noobs !

 

[GodHatesYou1701]

118. You go to the panda exhibit at your local zoo, and watch two pandas fight, and then wait for them to use Storm, Earth and Fire.

119. You throw molokov cocktails at a large group of people, then yell "LOLOL OMFG FLAMESTRIKE IS IMBALANCED"

120. You carry a flask of green Kool-Aid with you at all times, pretending it is a Potion of Healing.

121. You go to your nearest variety store and ask them how much a Circlet of Nobility is.

122. You write your English Exam in "1337"


That's all for me, and for all of the people saying "You post on this thread"...shut the hell up, stop taking yourselves so seriously.

 

[Thistle]

123. you shit out an infernal.

 

[Khull]

124: You build The Violet Ciadel out of legoes*
125: You search google for nude night elves
126: You go to collage and sya your majoring in "demonology"
127: You want nothing else to be a necromancer*
128: You start a Cult and Worship LichKing-Arthas
129: You start a cult based of the undead race
130: You dress as some sort of Warcraft character for Halloween*
131: You want a Warcraft 3, claming there's too many holes left unfilled*

* Means I've done those. No, I kid you not.

 

[ChrisH36]

132. You think bullies are Grunts with Pillage skill, so if they attack or pick on you, you lose money and they get it.

 

[Khull]

133: You have every icon attainable from playing BNet games.

 

[Thistle]

134: you even have some that you CANT get

 

[ChrisH36]

135. Instead of walking through a forest, you decide to build a War Mill outside the forest and chop your way to the other side.

 

[Khull]

136: You have your girlfreind dress as an Archer or Warden for halloween.
137: You can name ever single race of creeps.

 

[Thistle]

138: A dryad winks at you

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

139: U decide to chuck a hammer at some ass picking on you thinking it's a strom bolt to kill him. Then u reliaze u just dug your own grave

140: In school u write a paper about what you want to be when u go up and you decide to be a tauren.

141: U made your own WC porn tapes

142: U got over 15 reasons on this post

143: While in middle of a concert you jump on the stage and yell in the mic "OMFG THERE'S A SWARM OF WYVERNS HERE TO ATTACK US"

144: You try blinding yourself so you can see demons

145: U major in WaCraftolgy

Dam hurry up guy's I don't want to take them all on you

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

73. A guy is being racist in front of you and you say to him, "Who the hell do you think you are, Grand Marshall Garithos?"

74. To simulate Cripple, you take a bucket of goo and pour it all over your friend, and then wonder why he is dead on the floor from a lack of oxygen.

LMFAO :doped

 

[Thistle]

146: You change your name to your online nick

147: You play footmen wars with lego men.

148: You try to uproot a tree in your back yard.

 

[KillerBox]

124: You build The Violet Ciadel out of legoes*
125: You search google for nude night elves
126: You go to collage and sya your majoring in "demonology"
127: You want nothing else to be a necromancer*
128: You start a Cult and Worship LichKing-Arthas
129: You start a cult based of the undead race
130: You dress as some sort of Warcraft character for Halloween*
131: You want a Warcraft 3, claming there's too many holes left unfilled*

* Means I've done those. No, I kid you not.

Hmmmm, not a bad idea! lol jk....or am I? Oo

 

[Thistle]

149: you call a goalie a camper.

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

150: You wonder why the bear just ****ed you up when you tried turning it back in wizard form.

151: You jump on top of a wild cat tring to ride it like a potm

 

[ChrisH36]

152. You weave your own nets for a job. Hoping that when animals come you can Ensare them with relative ease for meat.

153. You carry around fast growing seeds so that you can entangle roots someone if they piss you off.

154. To simulate Polymorph, you steal the Morpher Ray model from the Ratchet and Clank commercials and use it on people.

155. To simulate Bloodlust, you tie a guy up in a room and make him watch Barney and Teletubbies until he goes crazy and psychotic.

 

[Khull]

Some of these are reletivly weak

156: You You play the Warcraft RPG more than the actual game.
157: In WoW you choose to be a Female NighElf... just so you can brag how "hawt" she is to anyone who will bother to listen.
158: You try for a perfect 100% score, and remake your account once you've lost one game.
159: You scour bookstores/online bookstores for books on how to do magic: like you see on Warcraft.
160: Warcraft is your life*

* I know I know its cliche...

 

[Jenny]

Some of these are reletivly weak

Thistle's are funny. Aside that some of these are pretty bad..