400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[FakeNameHere]

Originally posted by FakeNameHere
You draw this!

I didnt draw that, some kid did in a starcraft art fan site.

161. You have a mint condition consept art piece from the making of SC.

 

[DigitalElite]

Where can i get one?

 

[Wing Zero]

162-u get 2 diffent comps and play agenst ur self

 

[Renzokuken]

163: You've drawn over 50 SC Fan Arty pictures. That look totally awesome.

 

[betaalpha5]

164. u have 4 computers at one time and u fight 4 other players
165. u tried to have a good game but ppl always screw u up one way or another happened like 15 times today ingame and when idiots call me at home

 

[FakeNameHere]

166. You purposly join diffrent RTS forum sites just so you can continously spam and trash the site. Then when you are banned, you think to yourself "the damage has been done, hehe".

 

[betaalpha5]

167. u have 50,000,000 minerals and gas in ur closet waiting for anoher war

168. u convice blizzard to make protss units and buildings to be cheaper

169. u have conviced blizzard to make the protoss the most powerful race in starcraft

170. u convice blizzard to get started on starcraft3 and to cancel warcraft forever

 

[DigitalElite]

shouldnt it be starcraft 2?? oh so confuzed

 

[LiQuiD-OnE]

171.Making topics like these

 

[Elliot]

171. You spend 20 mins reading what people have said about this topic
172. When u have blood tests and they put the needle in u u say in a low voice "Ahhhh, Thats the stuff"
173. you run around ur backyard making the terran Battlecruiser noise saying "Im ready commander"
174. you spend hours thinking of stuff intelligent to say when these topics arise
175. you constantly refer to urself as "Teh uber expert"
176. u laugh at people herendously when they do not recognise a term such as "LMAO"
177. you are still in love with the game now as much as u were when u bought it on the release date in '98.
178. u have a pencil case that is a plush Zergling .
179. you download replays just so u can watch all the starcraft models.
180. when u view any thing related to starcraft u make a small "awwwwww" noise.
181. u spend more time thinking of symptoms of playing too much than u actually play.
182. in public u enjoy talking about B.Net and how u "pwned some guy".
183. u brag in "Starcraft USA-1" more than u play.
184. u join other channells such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Chanell ownz it.(im an aussie btw and i experience this ALL the time).
185. You realise most of the symptoms u have put down u suffer from.
186. u cuddle a small Protoss Probe at night to go to sleep. if u dont have it u wont sleep.
187. U Buy several copies of the game so that just one person has to go without.
188. You continuously post symptoms of overplay.
lol im sorry if i repeated either my own or someone elses but i promise i read the whole forum posts before i replied thank you
-ELLIOT

 

[betaalpha5]

189. u revive this thread fro mthe dead

190. u have been told that u win too much

191. u have dreams of things u could have done differently to change the outcome of a game

192. when burn so many copies of starcraft that even ur extra's have extras

193. u burn copies of sc so u can play it where ever u go

194. u convived blizzard to go into the movie industry starting with sc

195. u have a sn of a sc hero

 

[Starcraft_Pharoah]

197: You sit in a box and pick your nose thinking your a scv
198: When you get a flue shot you say ahh thats the stuff
199: you inject steroids thinking they where stimpacks so you could run home faster
200: You anser the phone and say You wanna piece of me
201: you call your house a nexus
202: You sleep with you girlfriend and accidently scream Kerrigan
203: You call the people the that installed you home security and say wheres the Turrets and bunkers?
204: you change you religon now you are half khala
205: you friend a hydralisk no matter what everyone else tells you
205: you attack your grama because you think she is a infested kerrigan

 

[betaalpha5]

206. u deploy cannons in ur kickten to shoot anyone who tries to steal ur slice of cake

207. u look at ur clock and say "it's time has come"

208. u found ur long lost brother on another planet

209. u became a doctor and u can heal anything in seconds

210. whenever some1 is bout to have a smoke u ask "need a light?"

 

[FakeNameHere]

211. You know every dialouge word in the mission breifing

212. You can recite every word in the SC manual

 

[£º£©]

213.u bought a machine gun and shoot MR.Ugly
214.when u'r asleep, u kept screaming
215.u kept playing space craft toys
216.u always said "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game

 

[LordSlippy]

121. You name your children karrigan

122.you go on a killing spree because some1 that wass terran beat you last night, and you want to get revenge

Please use the

button.

 

[betaalpha5]

217. u always speak in sc language

218. u have a friend list new to u

219. ppl refer to u as sc kings

220. u have spare minerals in ur wallet

 

[Caiman]

220. You refuse to play black in chess because it's just "reskinned white"

Note: I didn't make that up, and i don't know who did Sorry in advance

2.0 is out ! one

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by R481DM0NK3Y
100000000: You click on a profile for a cool link and it takes you to a only half-cool site like thisthis....

why did u guys count this 196? its a O utwarlink

 

[sniper201]

ah
plz dont post links to ******, i click on them and it forces me to download junk and theres no way out of it. sooo much spyware. and the pop ups !!!

can a mod out there plz edit that link