3 year old gangster

[AZN_FLEA]

Three-year-old's epic theft and joyride - National - NZ Herald News

kids are growing up fast these days i swear. this homie is only 3 years old but hes already bustin out the shizz yo

 

[coRtALoS]

Reminds me of the time I stole a bottle of shampoo with Big Bird on the nozzle. Didn't end up getting caught till me and my parents got home.

I taught that kid everything he knows. /flex

 

[RyanXWing]

I stole a Hershey's Bar once.

 

[coRtALoS]

That's hXc.

 

[Renzokuken]

I stole a pack of juicy fruit and i felt so bad i cried

 

[Amantis]

I once picked up a pretty postcard in a shop and walked around with it. I didn't realize I didn't pay for it until I was already in the car halfway to another place. Oddly enough, nobody noticed and I was 7.

But seriously, kids nowadays...tsk.

- Amantis

 

[coRtALoS]

I like how this thread's turned into a "What did you steal when you were too young to know it was wrong" thread. WTB a split and thread rename or something to get more stories!

 

[CerebralChain]

I wonder what his parents thought when the kid came home with a brand new bicycle they obviously didn't buy.

 

[coRtALoS]

Their lazy sack of shit son finally got a job?

 

[TrOiK]

Me and a few friends stole over 3k from the mall once. It was fucking crazy we could have been soooo fucked.

 

[coRtALoS]

How old were you?

 

[AZN_FLEA]

holy shit bro 3000 is quite a bit.

i havent really stolen anything much cept borrowing and forgetting to pay back.

 

[Maverick]

holy shit bro 3000 is quite a bit.

i havent really stolen anything much cept borrowing and forgetting to pay back.

LOL you mean to say giving much effort to eliminate the memory of ever having a debt to someone right?