10 Deep Questions Of Life....
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854. Who's who?
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856. Who?
857. When?
858. Why?
859. How?
860. Will those questions be able to be answered?
857. When?
858. Why?
859. How?
860. Will those questions be able to be answered?
DB
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862. Do we care?
torrid mind
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well heres the 1st few...
1.) When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
Yes
2.) Why do television stations report power outages?
Because f they don’t the tooth fairy will come and kill them
3.) Why is package sent by land carrier called a shipment, but a package sent by ship is called cargo?
Its an evil plot of UPS to take over the world
4.) Where do forest rangers go to get away?
Hawaii
5.) Why do we call them apartments when they are attached to one another?
Another evil UPS plot.. When are you ppl guna believe me??
6.) When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why would it be?? The answer to that is no
7.) Why isn’t there a mouse-flavored cat food?
There prolly is in like Sweden or sumwhere
8.) Why do we call it a TV set, when you only get one?
It makes you sound like your getting more or sumthing.. Or maybe its another evil plot of UPS..
9.) Why isn’t “phonetics†spelled the way it sounds?
Well I have explained this a million times to everyone I know.. The ppl who made up our language were drunk.
10.) What kind of writing pays best?
Umm.. The kind that ppl want or sumthing..
11. What is it like to be the opposite sex?
How about you tell me... I wouldn’t know..
12. When a moderator gets pissy, can they complain to Cort?
We would like to but no...
13. What happens when you walk outside?
Oh don’t do it its terrible 1st of all your away from your computer and then there is the sun just.. Just don’t
14. Why do we invest our money with someone called a "broker"?
Because ppl were drunk when they made up our language..
15. Why do we compare rain to falling cats and dogs?
Once more they were drunk.. And anyone who goes along with it is drunk too..
1.) When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
Yes
2.) Why do television stations report power outages?
Because f they don’t the tooth fairy will come and kill them
3.) Why is package sent by land carrier called a shipment, but a package sent by ship is called cargo?
Its an evil plot of UPS to take over the world
4.) Where do forest rangers go to get away?
Hawaii
5.) Why do we call them apartments when they are attached to one another?
Another evil UPS plot.. When are you ppl guna believe me??
6.) When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why would it be?? The answer to that is no
7.) Why isn’t there a mouse-flavored cat food?
There prolly is in like Sweden or sumwhere
8.) Why do we call it a TV set, when you only get one?
It makes you sound like your getting more or sumthing.. Or maybe its another evil plot of UPS..
9.) Why isn’t “phonetics†spelled the way it sounds?
Well I have explained this a million times to everyone I know.. The ppl who made up our language were drunk.
10.) What kind of writing pays best?
Umm.. The kind that ppl want or sumthing..
11. What is it like to be the opposite sex?
How about you tell me... I wouldn’t know..
12. When a moderator gets pissy, can they complain to Cort?
We would like to but no...
13. What happens when you walk outside?
Oh don’t do it its terrible 1st of all your away from your computer and then there is the sun just.. Just don’t
14. Why do we invest our money with someone called a "broker"?
Because ppl were drunk when they made up our language..
15. Why do we compare rain to falling cats and dogs?
Once more they were drunk.. And anyone who goes along with it is drunk too..
IceDevil9
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863: If nirvana means extreme enlightenment, than why is the band named Nirvana when they are the complete opposite of everything Nirvana stands for?
A: Becuz they are the best band in the world
-Frank
A: Becuz they are the best band in the world
-Frank
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16. What do you ship styrofoam in?
boxes
17. Does real-time rendering really make time real?
i think this is part of the UPS scheme...
18. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
whole wheat bread
19. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
everyones in a rush to get home therefore causing a buildup in traffic
20. When do the cows come home?
When the fat lady sings
boxes
17. Does real-time rendering really make time real?
i think this is part of the UPS scheme...
18. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
whole wheat bread
19. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
everyones in a rush to get home therefore causing a buildup in traffic
20. When do the cows come home?
When the fat lady sings
torrid mind
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yes they are.... i love them more than ne thing.. yes BF i love them even more than you.. im sorry... i still love you though! no no plz i still do love you!
Ixon
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torrids been here before me....oh well
heres the first 50, im gonna do em in increments of 50
1. No, they paint themselves in protest
2. Just in case the power comes back on
3. There is no spoon
4. The city
5. Because us humans are just plain silly
6. Yes
7. Because we arent that smart
8. Because they come in pairs, you just dont see the other one
9. Blame that on the english language
10. Romance(at least the way my mom goes through them)
11. You would be the one to ask that
12. Only on Satmontuesdays
13. Theres no such thing as this..."outside"
14. Because, deep down, we dont want our money
15. Rain used to be falling cats and dogs, way back in the day
16. Styrofoam, x-tra strength
17. Only if they are rendering time
18. Non-sliced bread
19. Because we rush to get stuck
20. After closing time at the nearest bar
21. Then the cows could come home sooner
22. As long as it wants
23. Humans under hypnosis to think they are dogs
24. Flying Pigs
25. Orange
26. Evolution works wonders my friend
27. Only the NBA
28. Its just the way its done
29. Einstein
30. We were meant to drink the dishwashing liquid
31. Yep, *KKKRRRRSPLAT* "MMMMMMM!!!!!!!"*
32. Hopefully not
33. Cortamination most likely
34. Its tricky like that
35. Both
36. Probably
37. So no infections can occur between then and death
38. They cheat on their diets a lot
39. Its more fun
40. So we could eat
41. Just to make sure no one cares
42. Depends on which side of the targeting system youre on
43. Aliens
44. Because its your 300th post
45. Nope
46. Because computers were built by humans
47. Never
48. It happens
49. Way past 500 questions
50. So they can say theyve had practice instead of saying "nope, its my first time"
heres the first 50, im gonna do em in increments of 50
1. No, they paint themselves in protest
2. Just in case the power comes back on
3. There is no spoon
4. The city
5. Because us humans are just plain silly
6. Yes
7. Because we arent that smart
8. Because they come in pairs, you just dont see the other one
9. Blame that on the english language
10. Romance(at least the way my mom goes through them)
11. You would be the one to ask that
12. Only on Satmontuesdays
13. Theres no such thing as this..."outside"
14. Because, deep down, we dont want our money
15. Rain used to be falling cats and dogs, way back in the day
16. Styrofoam, x-tra strength
17. Only if they are rendering time
18. Non-sliced bread
19. Because we rush to get stuck
20. After closing time at the nearest bar
21. Then the cows could come home sooner
22. As long as it wants
23. Humans under hypnosis to think they are dogs
24. Flying Pigs
25. Orange
26. Evolution works wonders my friend
27. Only the NBA
28. Its just the way its done
29. Einstein
30. We were meant to drink the dishwashing liquid
31. Yep, *KKKRRRRSPLAT* "MMMMMMM!!!!!!!"*
32. Hopefully not
33. Cortamination most likely
34. Its tricky like that
35. Both
36. Probably
37. So no infections can occur between then and death
38. They cheat on their diets a lot
39. Its more fun
40. So we could eat
41. Just to make sure no one cares
42. Depends on which side of the targeting system youre on
43. Aliens
44. Because its your 300th post
45. Nope
46. Because computers were built by humans
47. Never
48. It happens
49. Way past 500 questions
50. So they can say theyve had practice instead of saying "nope, its my first time"
torrid mind
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grrr i dont know what the ****ing questions are and i dont want to go back 2 page 1 and 2 then come back..
Ixon
Member!
heres 51 - 100, i skip the repeats mind you
51. It goes on said clean slate, therefore marking it unclean and on your record
52. Maybe
53. Yes
54. Thats western for "i like your shoes"
55. Everything
56. Because somebody set up us the bomb
57. Dont think so, besides cinnamon
58. Only on highways
59. Of course
60. More like 800 some odd, and because we are all idiots
61. Probably doing something unspeakable to the void
62. Yep
63. Ive heard rumors of such
64. The same that is at the end of this thread
65. Yes
66. Because we relate it going off to a bomb
67. Because they are 89% wool, 11% polyester
68. Because all humans are lazy
69. Because you always wanted that number
70. 3 or 4
71. 1.5 times that of sound
72. Drawing sticks
73. Pencils are always number 2 to pens
74. A long long long time
75. The corners of the universe
76. Because its the best game ever, and can do what it likes
77. I hope not, for Mavericks sake
78. Nope
79. A lil bit of both
80. Only in Antarctica
81. To spy on the normals
82. Smith and Wesson
83. To keep them safe
84. That way if its a real emergency they can break out the surf and turf
85. It will be continued by others
86. Those are the ones who werent smart enough to evolve
87. You have suceeded at failing
88. 13
89. Lie propagated by the masses
90. Not at all
91. Only Maverick knows
92. Just a lil bit
93. Depends on if they were lying
94. To help those in need of thoughts
95. Good
97. Cause dice is silly
98. Cause Amantis tells us too
99. Because 99 is not 66
100. Because you do
51. It goes on said clean slate, therefore marking it unclean and on your record
52. Maybe
53. Yes
54. Thats western for "i like your shoes"
55. Everything
56. Because somebody set up us the bomb
57. Dont think so, besides cinnamon
58. Only on highways
59. Of course
60. More like 800 some odd, and because we are all idiots
61. Probably doing something unspeakable to the void
62. Yep
63. Ive heard rumors of such
64. The same that is at the end of this thread
65. Yes
66. Because we relate it going off to a bomb
67. Because they are 89% wool, 11% polyester
68. Because all humans are lazy
69. Because you always wanted that number
70. 3 or 4
71. 1.5 times that of sound
72. Drawing sticks
73. Pencils are always number 2 to pens
74. A long long long time
75. The corners of the universe
76. Because its the best game ever, and can do what it likes
77. I hope not, for Mavericks sake
78. Nope
79. A lil bit of both
80. Only in Antarctica
81. To spy on the normals
82. Smith and Wesson
83. To keep them safe
84. That way if its a real emergency they can break out the surf and turf
85. It will be continued by others
86. Those are the ones who werent smart enough to evolve
87. You have suceeded at failing
88. 13
89. Lie propagated by the masses
90. Not at all
91. Only Maverick knows
92. Just a lil bit
93. Depends on if they were lying
94. To help those in need of thoughts
95. Good
97. Cause dice is silly
98. Cause Amantis tells us too
99. Because 99 is not 66
100. Because you do
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865. How is this still in the chit chat while "rate the person above u" went ot the assylum or void or watever
Maverick
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867. How do we know for sure Cortalos is not a girl?
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868. Why am I making a question out of my 500th post?
Woot Woot!!!! 500!!!
Woot Woot!!!! 500!!!