10 Deep Questions Of Life....

[dice5_5]

57. Is there another word for synonym?

58. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

59. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

 

[bamthedoc]

60. If this thread has 60 questions, why is it called 10 Deep Questions Of Life....?

61. Where is cort when you need him?

62. Will I catch heat for that?

63. Is there really a 5 sided dice?

64. What is at the end of reality?

 

[dice5_5]

65. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?

66. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

67. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

[bamthedoc]

68. If the alarm clock is meant to awaken, why does it have "snooze"?

69. Why did I have to get that number?

70. How many people are actually reading this with even a care?

 

[dice5_5]

71. What is the speed of darkness?

72. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

73. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

 

[bamthedoc]

74. How long can we keep this up?

75. Where do we get them?

76. If Final Fantasy if final, how does it continue?

 

[dice5_5]

77. Will Amantis ever run out of candies?

78. Will the Silverhawks make a comeback to television?

79. Is Michael Jackson black or white?

80. Is it possible to meet a Dutch Albino Jew?

 

[bamthedoc]

81. If the Amish are seclusionists, why do they ride into town?

82. If guns kill people, who really murders?

83. If lock-boxes are meant to keep you safe, why do you put dangerous items in them?

84. Why do people only get bread and milk in an emergency?

 

[dice5_5]

85. What will happen to our competition when I get off work in 30 minutes?

86. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

87. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

88. How young can you be to die of old age?

 

[bamthedoc]

89. Is truth really truth, or a lie propagated by the masses?

90. Are our questions really that deep?

91. Why do we compare opinions to depth of water?

92. Do cameras steal a portion of you soul?

 

[dice5_5]

93. If a person told you they were a liar, would you believe them?

94. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?

95. Is change good or bad?

96. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

 

[bamthedoc]

97. Why did dice just repeat himself?

98. (inspired elsewhere) If the candies are gone, how can we fight over them?

99. Why is 99 feared less than 66?

100. Hey! I got 100th question! Why do I care?

 

[dice5_5]

101. How did I repeat myself?

102. Which came first, DNA or the proteins needed by DNA--which can only be produced by DNA?

103. Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

104. Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.

 

[bamthedoc]

96. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?


105. Why are hot dogs called hot dogs?

106. If the computer reads 011011001, how do we see regular?

107. How exactly do time and space coexist?

108. Are we getting out of hand?

 

[dice5_5]

Oh....I repeated myself. That means you won!

 

[bamthedoc]

Won? I don't understand this concept in asking a lot of questions and not answering...

Oh well. It was fun.

 

[dice5_5]

We'll have to do it again sometime. Plus I get off in a few minutes, so I'd be hard for me to respond if I wasn't here. Until next time...you are victorious, but I will have my vengence.
Bwah hahahahaha!!!
*silently clicks Submit Reply and closes his browser*

 

[bamthedoc]

lol, see you later!

 

[Ixon]

Um...

109. Am I the only one stupid enough to read that entire competion?

 

[bamthedoc]

110. What's the competition in asking questions?