10 Deep Questions Of Life....

[Maverick]

If you can answer these questions correctly you’re a damn genius!



1.) When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
2.) Why do television stations report power outages?
3.) Why is package sent by land carrier called a shipment, but a package sent by ship is called cargo?
4.) Where do forest rangers go to get away?
5.) Why do we call them apartments when they are attached to one another?
6.) When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
7.) Why isn’t there a mouse-flavored cat food?
8.) Why do we call it a TV set, when you only get one?
9.) Why isn’t “phonetics†spelled the way it sounds?
10.) What kind of writing pays best?

 

[hunter_killer]

11. What is it like to be the opposite sex?

 

[coRtALoS]

Lol, way to throw one in there you wouldn't be caught saying in person hunter.

I think I'd heard all of those until I read yours man.

12. When a moderator gets pissy, can they complain to Cort? (HAAH! no)

 

[bamthedoc]

13. What happens when you walk outside?

 

[dice5_5]

14. Why do we invest our money with someone called a "broker"?

 

[bamthedoc]

15. Why do we compare rain to falling cats and dogs?

 

[dice5_5]

16. What do you ship styrofoam in?

 

[bamthedoc]

17. Does real-time rendering really make time real?

 

[dice5_5]

18. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

19. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[bamthedoc]

20. When do the cows come home?

21. What would happen if pigs flew?

22. What about that stupid tree?! How long can it continue to fall?

 

[dice5_5]

23. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

24. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

25. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

 

[bamthedoc]

26. How can two cities have tales?

27. How many leagues are under the sea?

28. Men don't like jewels? Why are they always protecting "the family jewels"?

 

[dice5_5]

29. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

30. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

31. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?

32. Will this thread be voided?

 

[bamthedoc]

33. Will we suffer Amantification or cortamination?

34. How is it that crack erases memories of computer sysystems and humans?

35. Are we insane or just insanely smart?

36. Are dice5_5 and bamthedoc in a competition for the most and best questions?

 

[dice5_5]

37. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

38. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

 

[bamthedoc]

39. Why do streamlined boats prefer catching air?

40. If men weren't meant to fly, why were we given brains?

 

[dice5_5]

41. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it? <--the best so far, lol

42. Do we make bombs better or worse?

43. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

44. Why I am I celebrating my 300th post? Woot Woot!

 

[bamthedoc]

45. If a logic error occurs, does the computer really exist?

46. How is it that computers commit more critical errors than humans?

47. Will this thread die?

48. More importantly, do threads die?

 

[dice5_5]

49. How long will we keep this up?

50. Why do doctors call what they do "practice?"

51. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

52. Will your answer to this question be no?

 

[bamthedoc]

53. More importantly, will we get any answers?

54. What is "howdy-do-da"?

55. What is our major malfunction?

56. How can "all our base are belong to us"?