If you can answer these questions correctly youâ€™re a damn genius! 1.) When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs? 2.) Why do television stations report power outages? 3.) Why is package sent by land carrier called a shipment, but a package sent by ship is called cargo? 4.) Where do forest rangers go to get away? 5.) Why do we call them apartments when they are attached to one another? 6.) When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? 7.) Why isnâ€™t there a mouse-flavored cat food? 8.) Why do we call it a TV set, when you only get one? 9.) Why isnâ€™t â€œphoneticsâ€ spelled the way it sounds? 10.) What kind of writing pays best?