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Old 11-29-2005, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you suck at DotA when...

1. You have more deaths then more kills
2. You've never gotten those messgaes "ON RAMPAGe, GODLIKE, BEYOND GOD LIKE"
3. You dont know what items to buy
4. You've never played DOTA or know what it is.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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All of these apply for me!

6. Your teammates rather you leave then keep playing as a minimalistic pusher.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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6. you dont know what any of the abreviations in the game name mean

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-ar -sm

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what DOES that mean ?!
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Old 11-29-2005, 11:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Ar = All Random. Not sure about SM.

And, I know I'm a noob at DotA when I charge at Wing's dwarf and get shot with a powerful bullet.
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Old 11-29-2005, 11:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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-ar -sm
what DOES that mean?
-all random -short mode
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Ar = All Random. Not sure about SM.

And, I know I'm a noob at DotA when I charge at Wing's dwarf and get shot with a powerful bullet.
7. You get pwned by Dwarven Sniper
8. You buy a refresher orb on Tinker, and Duplicating heroes like Chaos Knight.
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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9) You lose 1v1 to a KotL.
10) You have more deaths then a suicide techie.
11) You always strive to buy a Divine Rapier at the beginning of the game.
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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12) You get 6 boots of speed
13) You buy gem of true sight for techies
14) You strive to buy divine rapier for techies.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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9) You lose 1v1 to a KotL.
You WILL lose to a KotL 1v1, gaurenteed because of his ultimate pushing multiple lanes at one time, and you can only be one place at one time .
15. You get owned by Pugna multiple times.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha.
17. You think theres a character better than a PA with 6 divines.
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18. You ask "Ok, whats the best item to buy here?"
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:21 AM   #13 (permalink)
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20. you don't know how to upgrade dagon/necrominon
21. you tell a pa that you can see em even though he's "invisible" ( this has happed to me alot)
22. you mistake naix for a creep
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23. You bitch about how your Naix got outmeleed by Gondar.
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24. you leave right after getting a hero you don't like in -ar
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23. You bitch about how your Naix got outmeleed by Gondar.
Gondar gets outmeleed by Naix :P (late game)
25. You do bad with Rylai
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27. you get owned by me with stealth assassin

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