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11-29-2005, 09:27 PM
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| You know you suck at DotA when... 1. You have more deaths then more kills
2. You've never gotten those messgaes "ON RAMPAGe, GODLIKE, BEYOND GOD LIKE"
3. You dont know what items to buy
4. You've never played DOTA or know what it is. |
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11-29-2005, 09:29 PM
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| lol just as planned
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| 5) the only gold u ever get is when u get your hero
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11-29-2005, 09:41 PM
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| All of these apply for me!
6. Your teammates rather you leave then keep playing as a minimalistic pusher.
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11-29-2005, 10:39 PM
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| 6. you dont know what any of the abreviations in the game name mean
like
-ar -sm
BTW
what DOES that mean ?!
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11-29-2005, 11:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 22 Posts: 13,276
| Ar = All Random. Not sure about SM.
And, I know I'm a noob at DotA when I charge at Wing's dwarf and get shot with a powerful bullet.  |
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11-29-2005, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Zerglite -ar -sm
what DOES that mean? | -all random -short mode Quote: |
Originally Posted by Darkmatter Ar = All Random. Not sure about SM.
And, I know I'm a noob at DotA when I charge at Wing's dwarf and get shot with a powerful bullet.  | 7. You get pwned by Dwarven Sniper
8. You buy a refresher orb on Tinker, and Duplicating heroes like Chaos Knight.
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11-30-2005, 02:57 AM
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| 9) You lose 1v1 to a KotL.
10) You have more deaths then a suicide techie.
11) You always strive to buy a Divine Rapier at the beginning of the game.
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12-01-2005, 04:22 AM
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| 12) You get 6 boots of speed
13) You buy gem of true sight for techies
14) You strive to buy divine rapier for techies. |
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12-01-2005, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by i_killa_you 9) You lose 1v1 to a KotL. | You WILL lose to a KotL 1v1, gaurenteed because of his ultimate pushing multiple lanes at one time, and you can only be one place at one time  .
15. You get owned by Pugna multiple times.
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Originally Posted by Trojan Because Jenny is like an unfiltered bottle of water. You want it, but once you see whats on the bottom, you go ewww. | Thanks to Hellwolf_36 for my avatars . |
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12-01-2005, 10:39 PM
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| I still play games
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,725
| 16. You wonder "WHEN THE HELL IS MY GUY GOING TO RESPAWN?" in regular DM.
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12-02-2005, 12:04 AM
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| hahahahahaha.
17. You think theres a character better than a PA with 6 divines.
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Originally Posted by §tar§oft don't make me smother your face in my thousand year old pussy | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Trojan Because Jenny is like an unfiltered bottle of water. You want it, but once you see whats on the bottom, you go ewww. | Thanks to Hellwolf_36 for my avatars . |
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12-02-2005, 12:56 AM
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| 18. You ask "Ok, whats the best item to buy here?" |
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12-02-2005, 02:21 AM
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| I still play games
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,725
| 19. You constantly wonder to yourself "Now how do I get wood..."
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12-05-2005, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 204
| 20. you don't know how to upgrade dagon/necrominon
21. you tell a pa that you can see em even though he's "invisible" ( this has happed to me alot)
22. you mistake naix for a creep |
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12-05-2005, 05:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: Temple Prime, Sarajevo Age: 22 Posts: 16,118
| 23. You bitch about how your Naix got outmeleed by Gondar. |
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12-05-2005, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: mostly in my Crypt Age: 20 Posts: 74
| 24. you leave right after getting a hero you don't like in -ar |
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12-05-2005, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Hellwolf_36 23. You bitch about how your Naix got outmeleed by Gondar. | Gondar gets outmeleed by Naix :P (late game)
25. You do bad with Rylai 
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Originally Posted by Trojan Because Jenny is like an unfiltered bottle of water. You want it, but once you see whats on the bottom, you go ewww. | Thanks to Hellwolf_36 for my avatars . |
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12-05-2005, 02:03 PM
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| lol just as planned
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philly Posts: 12,014
| 26- You let me get over 10 kills
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12-05-2005, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2003 Age: 20 Posts: 3,788
| 27. you get owned by me with stealth assassin
(hell you must suck because it was the first time i played him)
yes people, i got s&y and i didnt even finish treads... hell I still was 14-0 |
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12-06-2005, 06:37 AM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: Temple Prime, Sarajevo Age: 22 Posts: 16,118
| 28. You lose to me when I am not playing in a game with friends like CM and Greg. |
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