500 reasons you play too much warcraft III FT

[Chris]

IT worked for Starcraft and Diablo II (well for the beginning) mite as well crank up and see what Warcraft III reasons there can be.

1. When you have the suspicion that you are being watched, you fear you may be under faerie fire.

2. You get your sword so you can wander the city looking for orcs.

3. You see a group of hobos sleeping under a bridge and you think its a creep camp

[KillerBox]

4. You want to kill the green giant because you think hes an over-grown grunt
5. When you and your friends get into a fight, you try casting "Bloodlust" on them so you can have the advantage.
6. you stare for hours on end at a piece of roadkill and wonder why it doesn't decompose and disappear in the space of two minutes
7. an explosion occurs just a few feet away and you just stand there because you "...haven't been given any orders.."
8. you frequently go to funerals and try to cast "Raise Dead" on the corpses thinking that you'll have a skeleton to boss around.

[Khull]

(Yes, one of these!)
9. You think Night Elves are hot.
10. You just want to get nasty with them.
11. You study Demonology
12. You study the Arcane Arts
13. You believe in Dragons
14. Whenever you loose in a fight you complain of "Imbalances"
15. Your in love with Jaina Proudmoore

[KillerBox]

16.) Instead of eating you build many wells
17.) Your on threads like these

[IceDevil9]

Originally Posted by KillerBox

5. When you and your friends get into a fight, you try casting "Bloodlust" on them so you can have the advantage.

Actually, casting Bloodlust on them would give them the advantage.

18. When you get in trouble, you try and cast Windwalk to run away
19. Yuo stand by a group trees for hours because you cast Force of Nature and are waiting for oyur Treants
20. When it rains, you tell your sick friends to go outside so they can feel better.

-Frank :cool:

[Ntrik_]

21. When packed in groups, you ALWAYS have group leader (AKA hero)
22. You think DH is hot (vbad )
23. You love the way sorc's breast are almost (not really) shown, and you want them stripped!
24. You think Sorc's are perf prostitudes.
25. You create moonwell in your backyard.

More to come

[KillerBox]

Originally Posted by IceDevil9

Actually, casting Bloodlust on them would give them the advantage.
-Frank :cool:

Ack...Sorry.....lack of warcraft........

26.) You make a fortress out pillows and cushions then propel Sharp objects at anyone who comes near.
27.) You go to the US goverment and accuse a bully of hacking because he beat you up.

[Ntrik_]

28) You can name every single pro War3 players
29) Your posting in this thread
30) Your over lvl 30 ++
31) You always try to hang out with 11 other ppl at late in the day.
32) You refill your water bottles every night (moonwells anyone?)
33) You think Gatorade is Pot of Healing.

[dP]

34. You post in this thread
35. You post in Warcraft III section of BF
36. Your grades are shit
37. You make threads like these
38. You post the truth about threads like these

[Chris]

Originally Posted by N_

More to come

I remember when you made reason 600 on Diablo II version of this... you bastard :fwink .

39. When bullies start egging your house, you call the cops and say "Help, I am being hero rushed".

40. You raise a ghoul farm so you can start a lumber business

41. You play tapes of screaming and agonizing moans just so you can haunt a coal mine and scare the workers out.

42. You write an essay involving warcraft III as a topic. (I did this but it was involved around challenging lesiure activities, got 78% on it ^_^)

[Thistle]

43. you accuse your teacher of maphack when she sees you cheating on a test

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs

[Ntrik_]

Originally Posted by Hellwolf_36

I remember when you made reason 600 on Diablo II version of this... you bastard :fwink .

39. When bullies start egging your house, you call the cops and say "Help, I am being hero rushed".

40. You raise a ghoul farm so you can start a lumber business

41. You play tapes of screaming and agonizing moans just so you can haunt a coal mine and scare the workers out.

42. You write an essay involving warcraft III as a topic. (I did this but it was involved around challenging lesiure activities, got 78% on it ^_^)

how am I a bastard.. -_- didnt you create that thread? I wasnt even registered by the time you made that thread


anyways


45. You go on your dog, ride on him like FS
46. You play war3 for 24 hours straight
47. You register on a forum JUST for dota, and be uber active there.
48. You make friends over bnet and meet them in real life.

[Jenny]

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs

Thats funny.

49. You send the neighborhood zoo's elephant to devour your enemy.
50. You have Arthas's autograph. <3

[warcraft3_hacker]

51. u sleep everynight and dream to be world's number.1
52. u dream if u got a time machine u go back to year 2001 and be n.1 in world roc tourney cuz many gosu ppl are not gosu in v1.0
53. u dream to grab showtime.werra's barin to get skills.
54. u hate ur mom when she say turn off comp and think she's the stupidest in the world.
55. u think all who play othergames r stupid idiot noobs got no micro.
56. u get a stick in park and at like balde master.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by N_

how am I a bastard.. -_- didnt you create that thread? I wasnt even registered by the time you made that thread

Don't you know sarcasm when you see it? and yeah I created that thread.

57. You play a FPS with a friend and he is standing still firing, you say "Micro dammit, MICRO"

58. You find Darkness' number, and you try to call him. But he doesnt pick up

59. Instead of saying hello to your friends, you say "Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny-Bong!" (keep clickin on Illidan and watch the old Transformers movie to get this one.)

[Icey_Gregorio]

**** I just came over here to make one of topics and noticed you have one :scary which sucks. Well anyways wtf 500 you got to go for 1000 500 to easy people.

[Icey_Gregorio]

60. Your friend list is maxed out and you want to fit more in.

61. You masturbate to a picture of the preitess each night

62. You go to the grocery store, and try to buy a clock of shadows

63. U tell your teacher that a wild orge ran off with your homework

64. You dail the operator in an attempt to find out where to hire a mercerney to take out the kid picking on you at school.

There's just a few there and so many more I could of done but are going to let you guys get some.

[QuikSilver]

65. you make a thread like this.
66.you make threads saying "what is your favorite critter in WC3."....hahah imgagine some one would do that....
67.you make threads saying "what is the most annoying unit in WC3"?
68.When some one is running away from you you raise up your hand and try to entangle him...

"43. you accuse your teacher of maphack when she sees you cheating on a test

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs"

hahaha funniest ones till now!!

[EarthSiege]

69. Because the Archmage reminds you so much of your 11th grade Social Studies teacher.
70. The Archers tries to seduce me at night.
71. You want there to be black people in the human race.
72. There is no Blademaster "bling bling".

-just a few off the top of my head

[Chris]

73. A guy is being racist in front of you and you say to him, "Who the hell do you think you are, Grand Marshall Garithos?"

74. To simulate Cripple, you take a bucket of goo and pour it all over your friend, and then wonder why he is dead on the floor from a lack of oxygen.