500 reasons you play too much warcraft III FT

[Thistle]

43. you accuse your teacher of maphack when she sees you cheating on a test

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs

[Ntrik_]

Originally Posted by Hellwolf_36

I remember when you made reason 600 on Diablo II version of this... you bastard :fwink .

39. When bullies start egging your house, you call the cops and say "Help, I am being hero rushed".

40. You raise a ghoul farm so you can start a lumber business

41. You play tapes of screaming and agonizing moans just so you can haunt a coal mine and scare the workers out.

42. You write an essay involving warcraft III as a topic. (I did this but it was involved around challenging lesiure activities, got 78% on it ^_^)

how am I a bastard.. -_- didnt you create that thread? I wasnt even registered by the time you made that thread


anyways


45. You go on your dog, ride on him like FS
46. You play war3 for 24 hours straight
47. You register on a forum JUST for dota, and be uber active there.
48. You make friends over bnet and meet them in real life.

[Jenny]

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs

Thats funny.

49. You send the neighborhood zoo's elephant to devour your enemy.
50. You have Arthas's autograph. <3

[warcraft3_hacker]

51. u sleep everynight and dream to be world's number.1
52. u dream if u got a time machine u go back to year 2001 and be n.1 in world roc tourney cuz many gosu ppl are not gosu in v1.0
53. u dream to grab showtime.werra's barin to get skills.
54. u hate ur mom when she say turn off comp and think she's the stupidest in the world.
55. u think all who play othergames r stupid idiot noobs got no micro.
56. u get a stick in park and at like balde master.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by N_

how am I a bastard.. -_- didnt you create that thread? I wasnt even registered by the time you made that thread

Don't you know sarcasm when you see it? and yeah I created that thread.

57. You play a FPS with a friend and he is standing still firing, you say "Micro dammit, MICRO"

58. You find Darkness' number, and you try to call him. But he doesnt pick up

59. Instead of saying hello to your friends, you say "Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny-Bong!" (keep clickin on Illidan and watch the old Transformers movie to get this one.)

[Icey_Gregorio]

**** I just came over here to make one of topics and noticed you have one :scary which sucks. Well anyways wtf 500 you got to go for 1000 500 to easy people.

[Icey_Gregorio]

60. Your friend list is maxed out and you want to fit more in.

61. You masturbate to a picture of the preitess each night

62. You go to the grocery store, and try to buy a clock of shadows

63. U tell your teacher that a wild orge ran off with your homework

64. You dail the operator in an attempt to find out where to hire a mercerney to take out the kid picking on you at school.

There's just a few there and so many more I could of done but are going to let you guys get some.

[QuikSilver]

65. you make a thread like this.
66.you make threads saying "what is your favorite critter in WC3."....hahah imgagine some one would do that....
67.you make threads saying "what is the most annoying unit in WC3"?
68.When some one is running away from you you raise up your hand and try to entangle him...

"43. you accuse your teacher of maphack when she sees you cheating on a test

44. you call your little sister a noob when she falls down the stairs"

hahaha funniest ones till now!!

[EarthSiege]

69. Because the Archmage reminds you so much of your 11th grade Social Studies teacher.
70. The Archers tries to seduce me at night.
71. You want there to be black people in the human race.
72. There is no Blademaster "bling bling".

-just a few off the top of my head

[Chris]

73. A guy is being racist in front of you and you say to him, "Who the hell do you think you are, Grand Marshall Garithos?"

74. To simulate Cripple, you take a bucket of goo and pour it all over your friend, and then wonder why he is dead on the floor from a lack of oxygen.