| Vin Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.
Samuel L. Jackson is the only man to have ever bitch slapped Vin Diesel and live to tell about it.
Vin Diesel found Carmen Sandiego in a whorehouse doing lines of
coke off of a compact mirror.
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Vin Diesel carved Mount Rushmore with his fists.
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