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Old 04-15-2005, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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haha

funny jokes

A blonde was driving down the country side when all of a sudden her car breaks down.Like anyone would do she called up the service that would fix her car up in a jiffy.the guy came along in about 15 minutes.he inspected the engine. she asked him what the problem was and he replied "ohh just crap in the carborater". then the women with a heavy sigh respond "Oh k so how often do i have to do it".


A Blonde was speeding down a road when all of a sudden a cop pulls her over. he walks up to her car and demands to see her drivers licence. she responds in anger " i really dont understand you cops just yesterday you take my licence of me and now you expect me to show it to you?"

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
> chartered
> a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament.
>
> The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team
> rode
> on the top level.
>
> The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time,
> when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes
> upstairs.
>
> She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the
> top,
> she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the
> road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
> The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a
> great time downstairs!"
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> One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and
> whispered.......
>
>
> "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!!"
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Old 04-16-2005, 04:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL DONUT SEEDS!
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Old 04-16-2005, 04:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny joke, shut the **** up.
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2005, 12:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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How about this:
what is a blonde with a pony tail??
A blowjob with handles!

Your mommas teeth are so yellow that, when she smiles the traffic halts...

Your momma is so fat that when she goes to the laundry to get her dresses done, the laundry laidy says: 'sorry we don't do curtains...'































































































































































































































































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