HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD! (Split)

[-Azrael666-]

Originally Posted by Walker

I'm proud to be an Evangelised American!!!

I'm proud to not care.

Originally Posted by Walker

Are you saying that following the rightious path of the lord is a decease??

No. 'Disease'.

Originally Posted by Walker

Are you saying that being pure and fair is something to be ashamed of??

When you live just to shove it down the throats of others, yes.

Originally Posted by Walker

The ones who should be ashamed and treated are the sinners !!

Treat me baby. I like pie. Rhubarb pie.

Originally Posted by Walker

Btw: What does your name means??

Random much?

Originally Posted by Walker

And were on Earth is portugal??

[Vadriel]

Hooray for Az the smartass....

[Walker]

What the ****!!!! Tronga mongo are you Azrael? I realy do think so!!!
One question? Where on EARTH is spain ????
Are there as many siners in portugal,wherever the **** that is!!!
To me you seem just another.. Muslims!! One trys to understand them but it's not easy....
I heard there was a lot of inquisition in Spain, but your province surely was the best. Why did inquisition ended anyway???
In TEXAS we have death penalty. I think you need it in your province. It surely would help a lot of siners to start taking the right way...
It's almost Easter. I think it's time for you to start thinking about you sorry life, and redeem yourself.. It's not easy, but you can do it!
I believe in you, well do you?
Do a big favour to yourself... start evangelizing your province. I'm not asking, it's GOD. Hear His calling.

[-Azrael666-]

Originally Posted by Walker

What the ****!!!!

No thank you.

Originally Posted by Walker

Tronga mongo are you Azrael?

Yes. I fly between New York and Portugal a few times a day just to reply to you.

Originally Posted by Walker

I realy do think so!!!

Aren't you a smart one.

Originally Posted by Walker

One question?

Really? Just one?

Originally Posted by Walker

Where on EARTH is spain ????

It's next to France, which is next to Belgium, which is next to Germany, which is next to Poland, which is next to Ukraine, which is next to Slovakia, which is next to Czech Republic, which is next to Austria, which is next to Hungary, which is next to Romania, which is next to Bulgaria. That's your first question.

Originally Posted by Walker

Are there as many siners in portugal

The crime rate in Portugal is one of the lowest in the world. That's your second question.

Originally Posted by Walker

wherever the **** that is!!!

Point proven.

Originally Posted by Walker

To me you seem just another.. Muslims!!

Being Islamic is a religious choice. Being Portuguese is a nationality and ethnicity.

Originally Posted by Walker

One trys to understand them but it's not easy....

For you it isn't, and somehow I'm not surprised.

Originally Posted by Walker

I heard there was a lot of inquisition in Spain, but your province

Province? It's a country.

Originally Posted by Walker

surely was the best.

Apparently the best country.

Originally Posted by Walker

Why did inquisition ended anyway???

Because you touch yourself at night. That's your third question.

Originally Posted by Walker

In TEXAS we have death penalty.

That's good, since TEXAS apparently lacks Kindergarten-Level Counting, European Geography, and Spelling/Grammar. That's Math, Social Studies, and English. I guess the "Science of Electricity" is all you need there.

Originally Posted by Walker

I think

Don't lie.

Originally Posted by Walker

you need it in your province.

Again, country. Coun-try. Try saying it a few times.

Originally Posted by Walker

It surely would help a lot of siners to start taking the right way...

If anyone wanted the 'siners' to be like you, they'd run over their heads with a bus.

Originally Posted by Walker

It's almost Easter.

Repent.

Originally Posted by Walker

I think it's time for you to start thinking

Take your own advice.

Originally Posted by Walker

about you sorry life

Quoted for ignorance.

Originally Posted by Walker

and redeem yourself..

In the eyes of the Lord, all Portuguese are damned. Yeah, I definitely remember hearing that passage from the Jahovah's Witnesses. I guess you got him there. Or not.

Originally Posted by Walker

It's not easy, but you can do it!

Try sounding like you didn't get a metal pipe shoved through your head. It's not easy, but you can do it!

Originally Posted by Walker

I believe in you, well do you?

I believe no one cares, well do you? Oh wait, no one cares.

Originally Posted by Walker

Do a big favour to yourself...

Do a big favor for me and keep posting, because it gives me a good laugh and the enjoyment of replying to you.

Originally Posted by Walker

start evangelizing your province.

Start evangelizing your city. The city of TEXAS. Again, it's not a province, it's a country.

Originally Posted by Walker

I'm not asking, it's GOD.

Ok, Joan of Arc.

Originally Posted by Walker

Hear His calling.

They have pills for that. You should consider trying them.

[TrongaMonga]

What, he's from Texas and calls himself Walker, the Texas Ranger?

Homem mAIOR...

'Coz the eyes of the ranger
are upon you,
any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas look behind you,
'coz that's where the Ranger's gonna be.

I just wanted to point out how the fact that the Ranger's gonna be behind me is quite homosexual. And how we always sing that music in our night outs, because it's so bloody laughable.

Oh, and, walker, keep your flaming in The Asylum, yes? I'll be glad to answer you, or better, what's left of you (thanks, Azrael ) once I return from my vacations.

[t.A.T.u97]

Yes, only keep flaming in the Asylum. You have a problem with someone take it out in there, CC isn't the place for it.

[TrongaMonga]

You forgot Walker's first post.

[Zerglite]

Az... those were the funniest things ive read tonight

[TrongaMonga]

Oh, yes. The United States are the western province of Portugal.

I forgot to say that.

[-Azrael666-]

Originally Posted by TrongaMonga

You forgot Walker's first post.

Quoted for truth. Merge them bitch :angry

Originally Posted by Zerglite

Az... those were the funniest things ive read tonight

I do what I can

[Magikarp]

Lmao.. Az's responses were hella funny..

I give this thread a thumbs up!!1111one