Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Spam like a muthaf***a ONCE THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY NAMED ZERGLITE. HE WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER YOUNG BOYS. HE LIKED OLD MEN. HE WAS AFRAID OF HIS DIFFERENCES, AND KEPT THEM BOTTLED UP INSIDE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS A FREAK. THEN ONE DAY AS HE WAS MOLESTING HIMSELF WITH GI JOE DOLLS, A TALL, SKINNY MEXICAN CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "HI, MY NAME IS TRONGAMONGA, AND I AM WITH NAMBLA. WE AT NAMBLA ARE JUST LIKE YOU. YOU ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL. WE JUST LOVE YOUNG BOYS LIKE YOU. COME WITH US TO NAMBLA, AND YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER. SO YOUNG ZERGLITE ACCEPTED TRONGAMONGA'S HAND, AND THEY WENT INTO HIS VAN, AND TO NAMBLA, WHERE ZERGLITE FOUND ALL SORTS OF OTHER TWISTED YOUNG BOYS WHO LIKED TO GET SODOMIZED AND MOLESTED BY OLD MEN, AND THE OLD MEN WHO LOVED TO SODOMIZE AND MOLEST YOUNG BOYS. AND IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL! SO ZERGLITE AND TRONGA LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE PLACE OF BROWNIE-POKERS AND PEDOPHILES. THE END...NOT QUITE...BECAUSE HERE THE STORY IS AGAIN! ONCE THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY NAMED ZERGLITE. HE WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER YOUNG BOYS. HE LIKED OLD MEN. HE WAS AFRAID OF HIS DIFFERENCES, AND KEPT THEM BOTTLED UP INSIDE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS A FREAK. THEN ONE DAY AS HE WAS MOLESTING HIMSELF WITH GI JOE DOLLS, A TALL, SKINNY MEXICAN CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "HI, MY NAME IS TRONGAMONGA, AND I AM WITH NAMBLA. WE AT NAMBLA ARE JUST LIKE YOU. YOU ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL. WE JUST LOVE YOUNG BOYS LIKE YOU. COME WITH US TO NAMBLA, AND YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER. SO YOUNG ZERGLITE ACCEPTED TRONGAMONGA'S HAND, AND THEY WENT INTO HIS VAN, AND TO NAMBLA, WHERE ZERGLITE FOUND ALL SORTS OF OTHER TWISTED YOUNG BOYS WHO LIKED TO GET SODOMIZED AND MOLESTED BY OLD MEN, AND THE OLD MEN WHO LOVED TO SODOMIZE AND MOLEST YOUNG BOYS. AND IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL! SO ZERGLITE AND TRONGA LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE PLACE OF BROWNIE-POKERS AND PEDOPHILES. THE END...NOT QUITE...BECAUSE HERE THE STORY IS AGAIN! ONCE THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY NAMED ZERGLITE. HE WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER YOUNG BOYS. HE LIKED OLD MEN. HE WAS AFRAID OF HIS DIFFERENCES, AND KEPT THEM BOTTLED UP INSIDE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS A FREAK. THEN ONE DAY AS HE WAS MOLESTING HIMSELF WITH GI JOE DOLLS, A TALL, SKINNY MEXICAN CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "HI, MY NAME IS TRONGAMONGA, AND I AM WITH NAMBLA. WE AT NAMBLA ARE JUST LIKE YOU. YOU ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL. WE JUST LOVE YOUNG BOYS LIKE YOU. COME WITH US TO NAMBLA, AND YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER. SO YOUNG ZERGLITE ACCEPTED TRONGAMONGA'S HAND, AND THEY WENT INTO HIS VAN, AND TO NAMBLA, WHERE ZERGLITE FOUND ALL SORTS OF OTHER TWISTED YOUNG BOYS WHO LIKED TO GET SODOMIZED AND MOLESTED BY OLD MEN, AND THE OLD MEN WHO LOVED TO SODOMIZE AND MOLEST YOUNG BOYS. AND IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL! SO ZERGLITE AND TRONGA LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE PLACE OF BROWNIE-POKERS AND PEDOPHILES. THE END...NOT QUITE...BECAUSE HERE THE STORY IS AGAIN! ONCE THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY NAMED ZERGLITE. HE WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER YOUNG BOYS. HE LIKED OLD MEN. HE WAS AFRAID OF HIS DIFFERENCES, AND KEPT THEM BOTTLED UP INSIDE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS A FREAK. THEN ONE DAY AS HE WAS MOLESTING HIMSELF WITH GI JOE DOLLS, A TALL, SKINNY MEXICAN CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "HI, MY NAME IS TRONGAMONGA, AND I AM WITH NAMBLA. WE AT NAMBLA ARE JUST LIKE YOU. YOU ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL. WE JUST LOVE YOUNG BOYS LIKE YOU. COME WITH US TO NAMBLA, AND YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER. SO YOUNG ZERGLITE ACCEPTED TRONGAMONGA'S HAND, AND THEY WENT INTO HIS VAN, AND TO NAMBLA, WHERE ZERGLITE FOUND ALL SORTS OF OTHER TWISTED YOUNG BOYS WHO LIKED TO GET SODOMIZED AND MOLESTED BY OLD MEN, AND THE OLD MEN WHO LOVED TO SODOMIZE AND MOLEST YOUNG BOYS. AND IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL! SO ZERGLITE AND TRONGA LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE PLACE OF BROWNIE-POKERS AND PEDOPHILES. THE END |