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03-22-2005, 07:45 AM
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| My MPD just owned Roachie and Tatu!!!
I was faking it this time...but still funny 
jdinflames: so jd, how was your day today
jdinflames: it was peachy...i went to work, and then masturbated to heather doing vaginal excersises 
jdinflames: but other than that...how was yours?
stratuslover2343: lol
jdinflames: oh, i'm sure it was the same as yours .gif "Wink")
jdinflames: really?
jdinflames: yeah...
jdinflames: it happens when you talk to yourself
RoaCh OF DisCord: show me your bewbs!
jdinflames: damn...sounds boring...we should have sex together sometime
RoaCh OF DisCord: @ jd
stratuslover2343: oh *puts shirt down*
jdinflames: i thought that was what i was doing when i was masturbating?
RoaCh OF DisCord: lol
jdinflames: wow...i didn't know secks was so complex
jdinflames: so how do i masturbate without having secks with you?
jdinflames: i dunno...think of someone else when you do it?
jdinflames: good point...but you are so damned secksi 
jdinflames: yeah...i know...
RoaCh OF DisCord: the cure - bloodflowers
jdinflames: but you must avoid tempatation
jdinflames: you can cheat on me, sir. i give you permission
jdinflames: all of the secks you are having with me isn't healthy
jdinflames: actually, it's downright scary
stratuslover2343: croach
RoaCh OF DisCord: hah
stratuslover2343: u owe me a picture of ur fugly self
jdinflames: and my good friend rosey is starting to feel the conscequences.
jdinflames: you know, heather told you to lock me away
jdinflames: in a box
jdinflames: and lock it
RoaCh OF DisCord: i still havent got a cord for my camera mutha fawka
jdinflames: forever
jdinflames: you should kill her.
jdinflames: no one should keep me away from you
stratuslover2343: =-O
RoaCh OF DisCord: lol wtf
jdinflames: we were meant to be together
jdinflames: forever
RoaCh OF DisCord: I will penetrate her with my 20 inch wang
jdinflames: well, i'm not myself when i'm with you
jdinflames: you make me do bad things
jdinflames: i don't care, you are mine, and i am yours
jdinflames: you are ghey
jdinflames: and i am not
jdinflames: yes, you are ghey too. if i am ghey, then you are ghey
jdinflames: beings we are ghey with each other 3 times an hour
RoaCh OF DisCord: SHUT UP
jdinflames: oh yeah...
stratuslover2343: damn hick
jdinflames: sorry, roach...you weren't being as interesting as i was
RoaCh OF DisCord: lol
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03-22-2005, 01:15 PM
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| WTF??? That was somewhat disturbing... and gay...
Carrying on; you suck!! | 
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03-22-2005, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: north carolina Age: 19 Posts: 4,051
| omg that was actually funny...
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03-22-2005, 03:07 PM
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| 20 inches ish scary.
*runs screaming lyke a girly girl*
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03-23-2005, 05:30 PM
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| Manty wishes her squishy had 20 inches Don't blow up dolls come as big as you want them?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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03-23-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jd-inflames Manty wishes her squishy had 20 inches Don't blow up dolls come as big as you want them?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | No...:usad I'd really cry if it were 20 inches.
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03-23-2005, 05:39 PM
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| HAWWT!!!!!
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03-23-2005, 05:42 PM
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| You're starting to freak me out sir.
*screams again*
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03-23-2005, 07:07 PM
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| I seem to have a knack for that, ma'am.
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