please help me defend a case in a federal court.

[Ntrik_]

KiDw27NaM3S: yo mother****er
AbyssN36: yo mother****er
AbyssN36: who are you
KiDw27NaM3S: oh dont ****ing ask me who am i
KiDw27NaM3S: im ****ing robo jesus
KiDw27NaM3S: ill ****ing eat your children
AbyssN36: if someonetalks to me on aim
AbyssN36: and doesnt say who they are
AbyssN36: I automatically block
AbyssN36: so let me say this again
AbyssN36: who are yo
KiDw27NaM3S: OMFG
KiDw27NaM3S: MY NAEM IS
KiDw27NaM3S: hmm
AbyssN36: WELL I FORGEt
AbyssN36: OMFG
KiDw27NaM3S: how to explain this
KiDw27NaM3S: OMFG
KiDw27NaM3S: NOES
KiDw27NaM3S: NO SIR
AbyssN36: THERES LIKE LITTERALLY 200 ON MY LIST
KiDw27NaM3S: LYKE WTF
AbyssN36: I FORGET
KiDw27NaM3S: NO
AbyssN36: ARE YOU SAK
KiDw27NaM3S: NO THERE ISNT
KiDw27NaM3S: OMG
KiDw27NaM3S: AM I SAK/
KiDw27NaM3S: POSSIBLY
KiDw27NaM3S: DAMN RIGHT I AM
KiDw27NaM3S: BLOW ME
KiDw27NaM3S: W00T
AbyssN36: UGHH YOU ARE
KiDw27NaM3S: OMG WH00T
AbyssN36: we should play sc sometimes, I lyke omg lol @ sc now
AbyssN36: instead of wc
AbyssN36: well I do play wc sitll
AbyssN36: but I like SC just tad better,
AbyssN36: but I still think wc > sc
AbyssN36: anyways what
AbyssN36: up
AbyssN36: yo
KiDw27NaM3S: CS >
AbyssN36: css?
KiDw27NaM3S: SIO
KiDw27NaM3S: SI
KiDw27NaM3S: SI
KiDw27NaM3S: SIS
AbyssN36: oh yea you added my friends onto your xfire llolol
AbyssN36: that was hilarious
AbyssN36: my friends were like "who the **** is jimbo, he just randomly added me" at school lawlalwlawlwl
AbyssN36: oy.. that walsik e months ago
AbyssN36: anyways I dont have CS instaleld, I dont want CS addiction
KiDw27NaM3S: LAWLIES
KiDw27NaM3S: ****ED
AbyssN36: ...
AbyssN36: yo udidnt evne hit purberty
KiDw27NaM3S: WTF IS THAT
KiDw27NaM3S: STFU CANADIAN
KiDw27NaM3S: GO SUCK A DOG DICK
KiDw27NaM3S: cuz i kno u ****ing love it
AbyssN36: im not candidan
AbyssN36: get your facts straight, nub
KiDw27NaM3S: oh ****nut
KiDw27NaM3S: where u live jackass]
AbyssN36: canada
KiDw27NaM3S: STFU CANADIAN JACKASS
AbyssN36: Im not canadian
AbyssN36: damn ****nuts, ge6t your facts straight penisshit
KiDw27NaM3S: SHUT YOUR MOTHER****ING MOUTH QUEBECIAN/MONTREALJACKASS
KiDw27NaM3S: **** YOURSELF NON-AMERICAN
AbyssN36: America sucks
AbyssN36: Im not quebecian or montrealian
AbyssN36: America sucks nubhat lolol lyke totlaly gg nore nub KTHX HAWHTAWHT
AbyssN36: OMG I WINN
KiDw27NaM3S: dude
KiDw27NaM3S: your canadian, your not-american, youve never had a girlfriend, and you prob have like a 2 inch dick
KiDw27NaM3S: go **** a tree
AbyssN36: Im not candian
AbyssN36: my pensi is 20 inch
KiDw27NaM3S: no, your not, your canadian
AbyssN36: wanan fight
AbyssN36: omfg
AbyssN36: Im not candian
AbyssN36: holy crap
AbyssN36: you calling me canadian is like insult
AbyssN36: fehg
KiDw27NaM3S: it is mother****er
AbyssN36: no im not
AbyssN36: holy crap, im not anaaidna
AbyssN36: IM NOT CANADIAN STOP POKING ME
AbyssN36: FUXXOR
KiDw27NaM3S: you live in ****ING canada, your ****ING CANADIAN
AbyssN36: NOO

HELP

[Wing Zero]

give u a hit sak

[TweaK]

i am acanddain, whats wrong with them you fat fhaggots

[Ntrik_]

IM NOT CANADIAN