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03-20-2005, 10:13 PM
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| There ain't no time to cry
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dancing on the Silver Orb Posts: 2,981
| Banfest manifesto!
Quote: Amantis: i could ban people for being a cucumber 
RoaCh OF DisCord: haha
RoaCh OF DisCord: I'd feel sorry for them if they were a cucumber  | All cucumbers beware.
- Amantis
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03-20-2005, 11:58 PM
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| But women love cucumbers for their *special* purpose. :sly:lovedup
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03-21-2005, 12:04 AM
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| Yeah, making a great "salad"! :yum | |
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03-21-2005, 12:17 AM
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| My cucumber is like sticking a banana between two oranges. It's huge!
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03-21-2005, 12:18 AM
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| There ain't no time to cry
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| Yes, and this special purpose is use it to knock men unconsious by means of whacking them on the head with it and then shoving it up their butts before chopping them up for mefisto_monster's greenies.
- Amantis
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03-21-2005, 12:19 AM
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| There ain't no time to cry
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| Damn you ghey_dee for posting before me. ><
- Amantis
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03-21-2005, 12:20 AM
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| For some reason, ma'am, that made me all big in my pee-pee place
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03-21-2005, 12:20 AM
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| Damn you gheymantis for posting after me >.<
~jd-inflames
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03-21-2005, 12:21 AM
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| Perfect. Quick! Use this opportunity to follow my instructions!!!
- Amatnis
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03-21-2005, 12:22 AM
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| There ain't no time to cry
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| Shaddap JJ, or else no arm hair rubbing.
- Amantis
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03-21-2005, 12:22 AM
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| It's called "cucumber" for a reason! | |
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03-21-2005, 12:23 AM
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*laffs*
- Amantis
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03-21-2005, 12:31 AM
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| Finally, Teh Squishy comes out!!!
*shuts up and pet's Manty's arm, then humps her leg*
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03-21-2005, 12:33 AM
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| There ain't no time to cry
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| *gives jd a good kick*
Don't you know that I don't wanna be humped on the leg? It's my toes that needs some loving!
Tsk! Men...
- Amantis
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03-21-2005, 12:34 AM
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| Not in front of the kids! | |
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03-21-2005, 12:39 AM
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03-21-2005, 12:39 AM
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| *Rubs Manty's feet*
*ejaculates on them*
*Runs before Manty notices*
*giggles while runs*
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03-21-2005, 12:43 AM
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03-21-2005, 12:43 AM
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| *throws randomly random cucumbers in random directions* | |
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03-21-2005, 12:45 AM
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| There ain't no time to cry
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dancing on the Silver Orb Posts: 2,981
| Yes in front of the kids!
They need to learn that cucumbers are good for them like our little friend Sunny the blackie here as an example. See how healthy he looks!
Learn to eat your greenies.
Next manifesto coming up, banning JD's banana population!
- Amantis
__________________ "Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
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