Register for free, and make this box disappear!

Welcome to the BF Forums! Register Now, It's Free!


Welcome to the BF Forums; your source for the latest video game news, strategies, discussions, and resources. Join over 66,000 like-minded gamers to chat about your interests in our community.

You are currently viewing the forums as a guest user, which limits your access to certain content, contests, downloads, and more. By joining our free community, you will be able to respond in discussions/articles, contact members privately (PM), participate in regular-scheduled contests, see less advertisements, and have access to many other features. Registration is quick, easy, and completely free. Whatever your game interest may be, you'll find information here where people realize that games are more than just poker online.


Have your questions answered. Share your thoughts about a topic. Take 2 minutes, Register Now!
BattleForums.com Blizzard Gaming Forums > General > Teh Void
Where are my ovaries?

We're Half-Way There!! - BF Lotto: $50 Ebay or Amazon Gift Card - A Single Click is All It Takes...
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-17-2005, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
Where are my ovaries?
I'm always hearing about these things from my friends, and how they play a key role in their lives. For some reason I don't have any Why God.. why?
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Beitrag Sponsored Links
__________________
Ads suck! Take 2 minutes to register for your free account, and GET RID OF THESE ADS!
Old 03-17-2005, 09:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
RuneyPoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Boring Town in NY, Lockport...
Age: 20
Posts: 3,069
i ate them
__________________

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
RuneyPoo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-17-2005, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
Are you sure? I just figured God must have forgotten them
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-17-2005, 07:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
icastbigspells's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Next to SAm
Age: 21
Posts: 1,298
Have you heard of an ovary punch i heard they hurt
__________________


Keep on keepin on
icastbigspells is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-17-2005, 09:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
Pains Requiem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: north carolina
Age: 19
Posts: 4,051
'cause ur a guy... thats why
__________________
"The Doors of Perception"

She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear




Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM.
Pains Requiem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 01:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
PAINS OMG YOU NEWB YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 03:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
Pains Requiem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: north carolina
Age: 19
Posts: 4,051
dude you noob you are a dude so, dude, you out to knwo you want have any ovies you noob
__________________
"The Doors of Perception"

She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear




Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM.
Pains Requiem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 03:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
OMGZ I WANT OVIES ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DOING IT
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 08:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
ALL TEH COOL PEOPLE ARE DOING IT!! I know what I'm praying for tonight
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 01:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
Pains Requiem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: north carolina
Age: 19
Posts: 4,051
ill pray that i can touch yours after you grow them
__________________
"The Doors of Perception"

She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear




Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM.
Pains Requiem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 04:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
I just found out that ovaries are like testicles except they're INSIDE YOU!! THAT MEANS I COULD HAVE SOME WOOT!!!


__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 07:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
BattleForums Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Portugal
Age: 23
Posts: 227
No! God shoved them in your ass so, when yu shit you shit all over your ovaries!!!BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I own this thread!!
__________________
Great Sentences of Mankind:
If life kicks you in the ass, shoot it down!!
In my youth 1Gb had 200Mb... :lucifer
Never run from a sniper you'll only die tired...
If you get hit in the cheek, don't do like jesus and turn the other cheek! Cause if he had a twelve gauge by his side then, we would've seen who did who...
:nooob
Great Anthem: Click--><--kcilC
hint: replace the F word
Greatest movie ever...

Movie Sinopse: A laundry folding machine gets possessed by the devil.
Homem mAIOR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 08:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
Overies are not.. how can I say this so I don't blow your mind.. they are not in your ass. I have been doing detailed research, and in my findings I have come to this conclusion. However, I find no conclusive evidence as to how to tell if you have ovaries or not, so for now I'm being optomistic and telling people I do.. well, more like bragging, but still.
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 09:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
Pains Requiem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: north carolina
Age: 19
Posts: 4,051
is that pron ?
or borderline?
__________________
"The Doors of Perception"

She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear




Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM.
Pains Requiem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
If you can get off to that then you're pretty ****ing sick.
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 10:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
Pains Requiem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: north carolina
Age: 19
Posts: 4,051
i know someone here is goign to do that soon
__________________
"The Doors of Perception"

She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear




Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM.
Pains Requiem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2005, 10:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
BattleForums Senior Member
 
-Azrael666-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: near Watertown, NY
Age: 23
Posts: 2,985
Get off to anatomically vague reference material drawings? Go for it.
__________________



WHEN WILL TEH EGG HATCH!?!! MEOWZ!!1
-Azrael666- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2005, 10:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
BattleForums Junior Member
 
mefisto_monster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: the internets
Posts: 187
I went. I saw the lite. And got blinded.
__________________
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) Picking up leftovers. Take my Quiz /Scores
mefisto_monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2005, 10:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
There ain't no time to cry
 
Amantis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dancing on the Silver Orb
Posts: 2,981
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Azrael666-
I just found out that ovaries are like testicles except they're INSIDE YOU!! THAT MEANS I COULD HAVE SOME WOOT!!!

OMG...GENITALS! :butterfly

- Amantis
__________________

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
~General George Patton
Amantis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2005, 09:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
BattleForums Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Portugal
Age: 23
Posts: 227
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Azrael666-
Overies are not.. how can I say this so I don't blow your mind.. they are not in your ass. I have been doing detailed research, and in my findings I have come to this conclusion. However, I find no conclusive evidence as to how to tell if you have ovaries or not, so for now I'm being optomistic and telling people I do.. well, more like bragging, but still.
Well not in my ass that's for sure ( I don't have ovaries...) but, how did you found out what I said wasn't true??
Did you have a rectal exam with a car probe??
__________________
Great Sentences of Mankind:
If life kicks you in the ass, shoot it down!!
In my youth 1Gb had 200Mb... :lucifer
Never run from a sniper you'll only die tired...
If you get hit in the cheek, don't do like jesus and turn the other cheek! Cause if he had a twelve gauge by his side then, we would've seen who did who...
:nooob
Great Anthem: Click--><--kcilC
hint: replace the F word
Greatest movie ever...

Movie Sinopse: A laundry folding machine gets possessed by the devil.
Homem mAIOR is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

Get rid of all these ads! Take 30 seconds to register.

« Christmas is 3 months past... | OMG this is funny »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:30 AM.


Contact Us - BattleForums.com - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2 | Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.1.0