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Old 02-21-2005, 05:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your erotic haiku

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Old 02-21-2005, 05:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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a bird? singing a song?

where?!
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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it's 5/7/5 right?
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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it's 5/7/5 right?
Yes.. mine's off a tad bit, though.. I tried, anyway >.<''...

Sex with tweak is good
Good like sex with small children
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Twaek gives teh best blowjob
It is like the moon kissing light
I cum all over him
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I lie on Tweak's bed
While his mother screams my name,
She thinks he is hawt.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Tweak hawt like cr0tfaec
cr0t becomes jealous of Tweak
I get double dong

YES ME FANTSAYZORZR
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I know a hawt fag,
he's MasterLeviathan,
he is uber-ghey.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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My name has six syllables, nubcake.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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and "he's" has one.. 1 + 6 = 7 NUBCAEK OMGZ PWNT LOLLZ !!!!111
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Have sex with a cow
Hearing the cow moo
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Azrael(OMG PRONOUNCED WITH ONE SYLLABLEKK) is hawt liek Tweak
I gosu secks him tonight
He cries like Tweak's ****
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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and "he's" has one.. 1 + 6 = 7 NUBCAEK OMGZ PWNT LOLLZ !!!!111
ITS PRONOUNCED "HE IS" NUBCAKE NOT "HES"... OH FINE YOU WIN BUT YOUR STILL NUBCAKE

AZRAEL BLOWS
BECAUSE HE IS A NUBCAKE
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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my name has 3 syllabels :O

Bushido Bushi
do Bushido Bushido
Bushido Bushi

Bushido Bushi
do Bushido Bushido
Bushido Bushi

Bushido Bushi
do Bushido Bushido
Bushido Bushi

Bushido Bushi
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Bushido Bushi

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LEVI IS MAH BEETCH,
HE LEFT KNEEPRINTS IN MY RUG,
UP AND DOWN HE BOBZ
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my name has 3 syllabels :O
NOT ANYMORE KK
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Old 02-21-2005, 09:00 AM   #18 (permalink)
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AZRAEL YOU NEED TO DIE.. OMG LOOK AT ME "IM ADDICTED TO BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE" YEAH WELL... I HOPE YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN.. SO THAT.. YOU BE REALLY MESSED UP.. AND.. DAMMIT
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SHUT UR SUCKHOLE BITCH OR ILL PUT IT TO GOOD USE.. YEA IM BETTER TEN U AND IM GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF KIDS TO SPITE YOU AND MAYBE EAT SOME SO THEY LISTEN BETTER... AND THEN YOU WILL EAT URS TOO BUT YOU WILL RUN OUT AND I WILL WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U LOSE BIATCH
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K IR BEEN GG'd BY ARITHMeTIC BUT NOW I UNLEASH MAH LEETZOR COUNTING SKILLZ

Azrael like duck
I make good roast duck from him
It taste liek chicken
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