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**Chris** · 12-04-2006, 06:15 PM

The post was brought to you by the letter P

Vadriel · 12-04-2006, 11:52 PM

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Tipsy · 12-06-2006, 02:48 AM

How the days stretched out - each one the same as the one before, and
they would continue to do so, tediously, until the end of history. And
every day we have lived has been the last day of some other fool's
life, each day a dot of candle-light showing him the way to his death-
bed. Blow the short candle out: life was no more than a walking
shadow - a poor actor - who goes through all the emotions in one hour
on the stage and then bows out. It was a story told by an idiot, full
of noise and passion, but meaningless.

**Chris** · 12-06-2006, 02:55 AM

. night elf 135 up, 38 down

1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.

2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.

3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to ****, personality doesn't matter.

1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally **** her brains out if she was real OMGZ.

2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?

4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.

Tipsy · 12-06-2006, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poland

How the days stretched out - each one the same as the one before, and
they would continue to do so, tediously, until the end of history. And
every day we have lived has been the last day of some other fool's
life, each day a dot of candle-light showing him the way to his death-
bed. Blow the short candle out: life was no more than a walking
shadow - a poor actor - who goes through all the emotions in one hour
on the stage and then bows out. It was a story told by an idiot, full
of noise and passion, but meaningless.

Quoted for the Truth.

**Chris** · 12-06-2006, 03:21 AM

You qouted your own made up nonsense, you just replaced Tipsy with Poland.

Vadriel · 12-06-2006, 06:29 PM

There is a Night Elf.

Tipsy · 12-06-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

You qouted your own made up nonsense, you just replaced Tipsy with Poland.

No I didn't. However...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

How the days stretched out - each one the same as the one before, and they would continue to do so, tediously, until the end of history. And every day we have lived has been the last day of some other fool's life, each day a dot of candle-light showing him the way to his death-bed. Blow the short candle out: life was no more than a walking shadow - a poor actor - who goes through all the emotions in one hour on the stage and then bows out. It was a story told by an idiot, full of noise and passion, but meaningless.

I agree with you on this point.

**Chris** · 12-06-2006, 10:52 PM

You said that, you put my name on it to make it sound like I said it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jkar

There is a Greg playing Whack off Warcraft so he can spank the monkey without mommy finding his internet pron stash

Quoted for the truth.

Tipsy · 12-07-2006, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

How the days stretched out - each one the same as the one before, and they would continue to do so, tediously, until the end of history. And every day we have lived has been the last day of some other fool's life, each day a dot of candle-light showing him the way to his death-bed. Blow the short candle out: life was no more than a walking shadow - a poor actor - who goes through all the emotions in one hour on the stage and then bows out. It was a story told by an idiot, full of noise and passion, but meaningless.

I see exactly where you're coming from.