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11-13-2004, 09:50 PM
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| R.I.P. Ted
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nelson BC LOL Age: 20 Posts: 11,130
| *pulls up shirt*
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11-13-2004, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Wing Zero Bah noob song theres the best one
OHHH YOU CAN DRINK THE WHOLE TOWN DRY
YOU CAN SEARCH FAR AND WIDE
BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A BEER SO BROWN
BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A BEER SO BROWN
AS THE ONE WE DRINK IN OUR HOME TOWN
YOU CAN KEEP YUR FACNY ALES
U CAN DRINK THEM BY THE FLAGON
BUT THE ONLY BREW FOR THE BRAVE AND TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE
COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGONNNNNNN |
Thats what kindergardeners sing then they are drunk. Do you want to be a kindergardener?
Russian and Ukranian drunk songs are not about drinking they are just songs you roam in public places then you drunk in order to freak people out. Or they are sang in a company of freinds and are used as a tool to keep people in your apartment building awake and bitching all night.
Oi moroz moroooooooz
Ne morozi meniaa
Lutche otmorozi
Hui mago konia
(oi cold, cooooooold
don't freeze me
it will be better if you freeze off
penis of my horse)
an ancient russian folk song, slightly revised and with added freezing off of horse's penis part.
Also shortened dramatically.
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11-13-2004, 10:45 PM
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| lol just as planned
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Originally Posted by Kuzmich Do you want to be a kindergardener?
| yes school is so much easyer then
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11-13-2004, 10:48 PM
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| Okay then.
up the ass it goes
up the ass it goes
lalalalalalalalalalalala
up the ass it goes
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11-13-2004, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Samsara Whats with the japanese and their firm belief that all women in battle armor must be bare in the thigh areas?\
*flashes man boobs and runs away giggling like a little schoolgirl* | Don't you know, according to one of the main laws in anime, the effectiveness of the armor is proportionate to how little a woman is wearing?
I.E.: A female warrior wearing a chainmail bikini using a chipped sword with always beat the knight in full armour who's using a razor-sharp blade.
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11-13-2004, 11:03 PM
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| Those Japanese, sometimes i just wish they would go out in the sun and get a life.
ADFASFADFD
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11-13-2004, 11:22 PM
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| -=[ Retired BF Adměn ]=-
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 25 Posts: 3,574
| But then their hot women wouldn't fall for the nerdy Americans 
I need to find a girl like Kittie here... just closer to my age range.
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11-13-2004, 11:52 PM
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| Okay, perhaps the street would be a place to find one.
Thats sounded wrong, i didn't mean that Kitty was a whore.
TATATATATATATATATR
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11-13-2004, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 25 Posts: 3,574
| What the hell is it supposed to mean then?
Apologize to Kittie now!
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11-14-2004, 12:03 AM
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| lol just as planned
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Originally Posted by coRtALoS What the hell is it supposed to mean then?
Apologize to Kittie now! | APOLOGIZE TO UR ELDER LADY!
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11-14-2004, 12:08 AM
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| Yeah! And then I get to lick Wing's panties while he's wearing them!
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11-14-2004, 12:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In my field of paper flowers.. Age: 18 Posts: 3,439
| PANTIES? Ooo-ok. o.o?
You can't find a girl like me in the street, just 'cause I'm that special. >.<
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11-14-2004, 12:29 AM
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| We'll beat an apology out of him Kittie.
Wing and I are your honor guard samurai gundam warri0rzzzz. 
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11-14-2004, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by coRtALoS What the hell is it supposed to mean then?
Apologize to Kittie now! | No
If you want that apology you will have to look down my pants.
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11-14-2004, 12:36 AM
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| Kuzmich reccomend to me the strongest Russian Alchoholic Beverage you know of please?
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11-14-2004, 12:36 AM
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| cortalos stop hitting on kittie. it's illegal. | |
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11-14-2004, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Khull Kuzmich reccomend to me the strongest Russian Alchoholic Beverage you know of please? | Smirnov "Vine 37", its Russian made REAL smirnov not what you americans make.
75% alcohol.
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11-14-2004, 12:40 AM
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| Also you can make a pretty good drink out of cooling liquid for your car. Exept you need temperature somewhere around -30 C.
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11-14-2004, 01:02 AM
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| lol just as planned
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Originally Posted by coRtALoS We'll beat an apology out of him Kittie.
Wing and I are your honor guard samurai gundam warri0rzzzz. | GOOGOG!;;l;
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11-14-2004, 01:09 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Russia, Moscow Age: 20 Posts: 3,161
| Haha, ****ing asian midgits.
samurais= asian= midgit
common now little midgits, try to beat me with your midgit fists.
UAHAHAHAHA
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