| Cortalos' Fatness
Cortalos' it's ok, you can come out of the closet. We all know your fat and gay. But how fat are you. Because if your obese or even a little fat you should not be allowed to do the following: Talk, walk, run, open your eyes, listen, watch tv, sit on a couch, use a computer, play xbox, play ps2, play gamecube, play gameboy, look at theses forums, be a moderator on theses forums, be an admin on theses forums, vote on these forums, post on these forums, use icons on these forums, type on a keyboard(Not on these forums), type on a keyboard(on these forums), be around natural(skinny) people(On and off these forums), be allowed to use the internet... Please not that this list was/is/and never will be all inclusive of the things a fat/obese person(Cort) should not be able to do. If you are fat/obese please do not do any of the actions above.
-Thank You
-The Obese Police!
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