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09-14-2004, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Washington Posts: 2,776
| Please kill me.
Will you please kill me? I just lost all feeling to my left leg, and my penis. Temporary but sucks. I can forget about it until I roll over on the couch and hear it flopping around :susp
pleeeeease kill me | 
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09-14-2004, 09:21 AM
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| Aya Matsuura is awesome
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Trieste, Friuli-Venezia Giulia Age: 20 Posts: 15,281
| Murder carries the death penalty here. No.*
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09-14-2004, 05:31 PM
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| Post Djinn
Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,773
| Give yourself a Prince Albert if you can't feel it. That is probably the most fool-proof way to test to see if you have feeling there or not. | |
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09-14-2004, 10:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Azeroth, where else? Posts: 191
| *shakes head* Poor guy...
Somebody give him a Hot Carl...
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09-14-2004, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 18 Posts: 1,704
| May I ask how you lost your feeling in those parts?
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09-14-2004, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Washington Posts: 2,776
| I was bored, veryy bored. I had a roll of duct tape and a case of disinfectant wipes on my desk. On impulse, I made a pair of pants out of them, and learned that disenfectant wipes can make skin go numb. Yeah, dont try this at home o.o
Its fine now, but I feel like I should warn all who are impulsive + bored. :wasted | |
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09-14-2004, 11:06 PM
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| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,274
| Interesting. I would not kill you though. It's just not in me to do it. | |
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09-14-2004, 11:08 PM
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| I hate me, do you?
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Joe's Garage. Age: 21 Posts: 3,962
| and i thought i did stupid stuff when i am bored. I think you have way to much time on your hands.
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09-14-2004, 11:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: dP's Warehouse Age: 18 Posts: 2,668
| why dont you just shoot yourself? jeez. | |
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09-15-2004, 04:14 AM
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| Diablo Forum Leader
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Humble, Texas Age: 21 Posts: 6,777
| "deaths touch is never soft or pleasent"
...sounds like u were very close to death....cause i know that aint a pleasent feeling
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09-15-2004, 04:58 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: illinois Age: 18 Posts: 731
| hehe what size are the duct tape pants?
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09-15-2004, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,129
| I found a pair of duct tape pants on Ebay once.
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09-15-2004, 06:19 PM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My home Posts: 129
| LMFAO 
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