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09-04-2004, 02:10 AM
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| I need an alcohol account
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Originally Posted by Niedar Thats why you limit it to staff/Forum Elders only. If The Staff/Forum Elders can not be mature about it and not give someone credits/karma just because they are firends with them then they should not have been picked to be a member of staff/forum elder anyways. | So if I get really ****ing drunk, and come to BF, does that maek me better than your fejsus ****ing ffsoowp?
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09-04-2004, 02:11 AM
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| Omglol I Tried To Drink An Empty Bottle. Then I Found My Real One And Srank That.
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09-04-2004, 02:12 AM
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AOMG YOU'RE fUNNY AND COOL
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09-04-2004, 02:12 AM
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| DNO'T LISTEN TO HIM. HEY'S DRUNk.
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09-04-2004, 02:12 AM
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| ok.ASDFASDFASDF
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09-04-2004, 02:12 AM
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| oMG I WON THIS THRAED.
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09-04-2004, 02:12 AM
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| mmmmmmmmbuttsecsks? | |
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09-04-2004, 02:13 AM
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| u won urself :*( u owned urself
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09-04-2004, 02:13 AM
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| NO Are Emm.
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09-04-2004, 02:15 AM
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| 09-03-2004 Top story
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Neighborhood in shock as Cortalos is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality
NEW YORK - "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Cortalos told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of New York Hospital. Cortalos, and homosexual partner "Kiki", had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Ragnar , our gerbil, in," explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that Kiki had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragnar but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Cortalos's hair and severely burning Cortalos's face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Cortalos suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to the anus and lower intestinal tract.
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09-04-2004, 02:16 AM
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| the sad thing is that's a real news story with my name edited in there.
sick sick fux out there.
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09-04-2004, 02:17 AM
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09-04-2004, 02:17 AM
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| omg lies i poop
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09-04-2004, 02:17 AM
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| poo poo platter | |
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09-04-2004, 02:18 AM
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| i DON'T USE BUTT-GERBILS FOR SECKS HOMOFAG.
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09-04-2004, 02:19 AM
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| OMGOMGOMGOMGOLOL | |
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09-04-2004, 02:20 AM
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| Faght3eyeytye Wottoslff
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09-04-2004, 02:24 AM
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