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Originally Posted by lollercoasterzster does anyone else remember that time darkmatter flipped out and got himself banned because he is a cryspacing little whiner and now he tries to act all cool like it didnt happen but everyone remembers it did and it was the dumbest reason to get banned too because he said he was all stressed out bcuz his parents were divorcing and his first instinct was to go cry about it on the internet forum but now that i think about it it actually makes some sense bczu he spent so much time here it was more impornatt to him than rl? tbh i think he is noob imo. | Last edited by TrongaMonga on 10-5-04 at 9:37 PM Last worshipped by Zsquared on today at right now | |
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Originally Posted by lol Hello,
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Originally Posted by lollercoasterzster does anyone else remember that time darkmatter flipped out and got himself banned because he is a cryspacing little whiner and now he tries to act all cool like it didnt happen but everyone remembers it did and it was the dumbest reason to get banned too because he said he was all stressed out bcuz his parents were divorcing and his first instinct was to go cry about it on the internet forum but now that i think about it it actually makes some sense bczu he spent so much time here it was more impornatt to him than rl? tbh i think he is noob imo. | Last edited by TrongaMonga on 10-5-04 at 9:37 PM Last worshipped by Zsquared on today at right now | |
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That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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Originally Posted by lollercoasterzster does anyone else remember that time darkmatter flipped out and got himself banned because he is a cryspacing little whiner and now he tries to act all cool like it didnt happen but everyone remembers it did and it was the dumbest reason to get banned too because he said he was all stressed out bcuz his parents were divorcing and his first instinct was to go cry about it on the internet forum but now that i think about it it actually makes some sense bczu he spent so much time here it was more impornatt to him than rl? tbh i think he is noob imo. | Last edited by TrongaMonga on 10-5-04 at 9:37 PM Last worshipped by Zsquared on today at right now | |
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