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07-09-2004, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 20 Posts: 3
| Corruped Wish thread
Fir ex-con maple syrop here is an ex-con maple syrop producer
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Ok firsty thing first, first you ask a wish, me the SUPREME PANTY HOUSE GENIE, OOOooo yes I am a genie tooo you know? After you ask a wish, then you get a wish but its corrupted.
eg. I wish that you would make be a baloni sandwich.
The next person answers the wish...
eg. You turn inot an actual baloni sandwich23r4
Then after you answer a wish you write your own wish. ya do it you denizens of Niger!!@#!@!@ AYUAYYAYAYAY | 
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07-09-2004, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 20 Posts: 3
| Here goes I'll ask a wish, then you fcorrupt it you poons, then ask a wish then the next guy will corrupt it k?
1. I wish that I could be under water for a long time | |
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07-09-2004, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 20 Posts: 3
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07-09-2004, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Age: 18 Posts: 3
| Granted, but you'll eventually pass out leaving a bunch of water serpants and dolphins to take turns raping you.
I wish I could have infinite orgasms. | |
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07-09-2004, 06:15 PM
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| Comic Forum Leader
Join Date: May 2003 Age: 19 Posts: 5,351
| Jon, you will later wake up with your penis split like a banana peels, and it will be green, and no hope of saving it.
I wish I could fly.
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07-09-2004, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Age: 18 Posts: 3
| Granted, but then some redneck shooter mistakes you for a bird and shoots you down.
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and not gain weight. | |
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07-09-2004, 06:35 PM
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| Grumpy Old Grandpa
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Portugal Age: 23 Posts: 10,000
| Well, then I shall remove your belly and link a tube to the trash can to your esofagus, and you can eat all you want without getting fat.
It's true that you'll die in at most a week, but, well... You ain't gaining weight.
I wish I could be the President of the U. S. of A. and blow the country with some well sent nukes.  | 
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07-09-2004, 07:50 PM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 18 Posts: 1,582
| Wish granted.
I wish I could be the President of Portugal and blow the country with some well sent nukes.
there
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07-09-2004, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Age: 18 Posts: 3
| You noob. You just said "wish granted". You have to corrupt the wish. | |
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07-09-2004, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2003 Age: 19 Posts: 5,351
| I'll do it for you. The calculations were wrong, and you somehow blew up your own penis without harming anything else.
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07-10-2004, 04:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 658
| i wish that gwb had his head blown off by a naked sexy woman and it was on national tv and i saw it.
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07-10-2004, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 20 Posts: 3
| Wish granted.
You see it but then a vision ghost snake crawls out her vaginal tract and goes through your tv and kills you.
I wish that I could be a ninja that had mastered the art of throwing stars. | |
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07-10-2004, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 18 Posts: 1,582
| Quote: Originally posted by Jon Irenicus
You noob. You just said "wish granted". You have to corrupt the wish. | that wish is already corrupted sir
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07-10-2004, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Your pants Age: 19 Posts: 2,836
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07-10-2004, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,208
| You become a master Ninja and expertly throw the Ninja stars however one hits a cat and is deflected and lands point 1st into your nut sack.
I wish I hadn't read this thread or replied...
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