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02-12-2004, 12:49 AM
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Brothers!!!
What is it you say to make the ladies wet?
What is it you say to make the whores hoe.
Vegeta Clam: I will send your clitoris into a Vortex of pleasure from which there is no Escape. I'll lick your sweet poon until it drips honey. You'll cry out for my **** and desire it more then the next breath of air you take. By then I might be horny and if I am, I'll Kick it up a Notch. BAM!!!!!
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02-12-2004, 12:52 AM
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| Try threatening them into it....more consistent results.... | |
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02-12-2004, 01:16 AM
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| out of curiosity brother VC how old are you?
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02-12-2004, 01:19 AM
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| I am as old as time and twice as horny. Of course you could always look at my profile, it has the date I was sent back from the future to post here. That's close enough i suppose.
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02-12-2004, 01:52 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by VegetaClam
I am as old as time and twice as horny. Of course you could always look at my profile, it has the date I was sent back from the future to post here. That's close enough i suppose
| September 5th, 1979. . . . *thinks*
That slightly lowers the humor.
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02-12-2004, 02:24 AM
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| Why?Just cuz hes old,doesnt lower his level of sexual knowledge/humor.
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02-12-2004, 02:37 AM
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| Only a slight bit, but hes not THAT old so I guess your right 
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02-12-2004, 02:38 AM
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| What you thought i was some Horned out 12 year old?
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02-12-2004, 02:56 AM
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| I did...
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02-12-2004, 04:34 AM
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| Im 15!!! booya!
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02-12-2004, 05:43 AM
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| Faerie, no offense, but ur avatar looks like hes yanking his dick or something.....like ooh...ahh....ooh....ahh....ooh.....ahhh omg.
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02-12-2004, 07:29 PM
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| hehehe it does look like hes jacking it...
@topic: i dont care how old VC is cause his wisdom can always be used around here.
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02-12-2004, 09:43 PM
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| VC=coolgrampa.
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02-12-2004, 10:36 PM
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| lol just as planned
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| Quote: Originally posted by Khull
September 5th, 1979 | Damn hes been around since Gundam started in Japan
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02-13-2004, 07:02 PM
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| only you would know that wing zero ^^
damn, i thought VC was some horned out 12 year old as well....
ill just pretend that your 12, cuz it makes it funnier...you dont seem as funny when i think of you as being that old....
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02-13-2004, 07:38 PM
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| what kind of twelve year old could think of the shit that VC says.....A horny one..ahahaha...i admit tho it is hella funnier thinking of VC as a horny twelve year old.
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02-14-2004, 02:24 AM
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| uh huh....
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11-05-2004, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Khull September 5th, 1979. . . . *thinks*
That slightly lowers the humor. | Omg its me 
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11-05-2004, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by VegetaClam Brothers!!!
What is it you say to make the ladies wet?
What is it you say to make the whores hoe.
Vegeta Clam: I will send your clitoris into a Vortex of pleasure from which there is no Escape. I'll lick your sweet poon until it drips honey. You'll cry out for my **** and desire it more then the next breath of air you take. By then I might be horny and if I am, I'll Kick it up a Notch. BAM!!!!!
-Vegeta Clam |
Clam i think your born to be a porn director lol
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11-05-2004, 04:23 AM
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