The hidden hobo level

[WildfireFX]

yeh, you gotta mix a potion and.. uh.. cain in the cube to get it.

basically, you go into a red portal and beat up homeless people (who are armed with beer bottles.)

Ok, that wasnt funny. Insert flames below.

[The_Immortal_King]

You really suck with rumors. And how do you put cain in the cube? That would be some funny shit. Seeing cain squirming around trying to get out.

[WildfireFX]

nonono, you have it all wrong. you shoot him with a tranquilizer first, duh.

Anyhow, my rumours are UB3R 1337 >

[Thistle]

NEw Idea: MADD CHIKIN LEVEL!!!!!!!!!

[Lil' Azn Thug]

Hobo lvl..? how is that funny.. you lookng enouh to have a roof on your head.. damn morons... i be laughin when you become a hobo...

[WildfireFX]

Funny.

Maybe when you grow up enough to realize rap sucks and the fact that all you little hip-hoppers look retarded wearing your little un-curved hat sideways you'll see that i was purposly being an idiot.

Oh and anybody that creates a phrase like the following:
"you lookng enouh to have a roof on your head
Should not be allowed to have access to the internet.

[ConfedMonkey]

Originally posted by WildfireFX
Funny.

Maybe when you grow up enough to realize rap sucks and the fact that all you little hip-hoppers look retarded wearing your little un-curved hat sideways you'll see that i was purposly being an idiot.

Oh and anybody that creates a phrase like the following:
"you lookng enouh to have a roof on your head
Should not be allowed to have access to the internet.

lol nice, i agree with everything you just said

and whats up with the bright colored clothes, you know if you wear dark colored clothes your practically invisible. are you trying to be noticed when you "bust those crackers asses"

lol i love sterotypes, but the thing is black people actually say cracker LOL thats as funny as it gets

ps sorry if i offended anyone

[WildfireFX]

rofl. word.

(im not racist, for the record. i just think rap is for retards.)

[TANK-E]

you cant spell crap with out rap...

[CorruptedDusty]

Originally posted by WildfireFX
rofl. word.

(im not racist, for the record. i just think rap is for retards.)

not that i particularly like rap but what makes wrestling so great? I think well have enough of men grabbing eachother if reign the conqueror comes back to adult swim

[the ozzman owns you]

Originally posted by WildfireFX
Funny.

Maybe when you grow up enough to realize rap sucks and the fact that all you little hip-hoppers look retarded wearing your little un-curved hat sideways you'll see that i was purposly being an idiot.

Oh and anybody that creates a phrase like the following:
"you lookng enouh to have a roof on your head
Should not be allowed to have access to the internet.

wow, i agree completely, im listenin to murderdolls right now ... but anyways, a hobo level would be funny...

[Ntrik_]

Aiight, for homosexual lvl, you gotta have following items in your inventory:
-Full IK SET
-Perf Amatheyst
-40ed with 15 ias (2)

Then, type in "Hail to Homosexual Diablo"

After that, screen will fade... there will be text in the center of the screen, saying: Hiablo, the HOMOSEXUAL God has risen.

As the Screen shows up, you will be in purplish and pink world of diablo, where every male holds their penis, and where all females holds on to their boobs. Hiablo will have penis and vagina and boobs. To kill him, you have to cut his penis, fill up his vagina with items (jus drop it in front of him) and shoot at his boobs with arrows. Very hard boss:
HP: 9999999999
Mana: unlimited
elemental resistance: 99.9
phys resistance: 99.9
Speed frame: 1
Attack frame: 1
FHR frame: 1
FCR Frame: 1
For beating him you get:
For beating this guy, you get:
minor mana pot
damaged hat
damaged leather glove
damaged club
damaged quilted armor
damaged buckler
damaged boots
damaged sash
ring of mana +1
ring of mana +1
ammy of mana +1
WOW you jus got Damaged SET!!! THE WORST SET YOU CAN HAVE IN DIABLO!!!! but its 1337 and proves that your a NOOB!



bisexual lvl:
HAve these items worn
-Full tal set, without armor
-IK armor
-Perf ametheyst

Then type in "I like man and woman"
There will be constance man and woman groaning sound, and you will see pink portal.
Go in, and to beat Biablo, the Bisexual king.
Here is his stats:
HP: 1
Mana: unlimited
elemental resistance: -99.1
phys resistance: - 99.1
Speed frame: 111
Attack frame: 111
FHR frame: 111
FCR Frame: 111

For beating this guy, you get:
minor healing pot
crude hat
crude leather glove
crude club
crude quilted armor
crude buckler
crude boots
crude sash
ring of life +1
ring of life +1
ammy of life +1

Wow you jus got your self, CRUDE set, the best set in Diablo game!!! Congrats! HERE IS XPERT OF THE UNIVERSE OF DIABLO 2!!!

**flame me all you want, and coming up with GEEK portal... rofl

[TrOiK]

Dude what the hell this went from Talkin about Hobo level to talkin about how rap is stupid............

[_CM]

could you plz stop the flaming ...? thank very much ....

[TrOiK]

Wtf is flaming

[R[s]T]

This is cruel toward hobos

[TrOiK]

um ok this is cruel towords me to

[t0astedmuffins]

im a hobo and i dont have anything roung wit it i keep a comp in my sac on a stick(lol dirrty) with a wireless internet connection

n e wayz... i like the hobo idea.... but i also think there should be a former president level.... where u get to beat hte shit out of former presidents... persay...(lol wtf does persay mean?) wouldnt u jus wanna sock jimmy carter across the face with a bstar or somethin ?? i thought hobos and former presidents go hand n hand

[Andrew]

thats as funny as chicken portal

[TrOiK]

how about a stupid portal makes ur carecter back to level 1 just in case you accidently mes up ur stats or skills