Zee funny ameriques

[TrongaMonga]

I'm sorry, but sometimes you can be quite ridiculous :rainfro

Here's on of the reasons.

[Zaku]

Me state is ****ed up. :o

[bamthedoc]

Companies are forced to do that because of stupid people

Bad supid people! Bad!

What can I say? People want "easy cash", and they have found a way to do that in the most outlandish lawsuites in history. Afterall, people are sueing tobacco companies for their decision to smoke making them sick. What? The coughs at the beginning and throughout your habbit didn't tell you that your body didn't like that stuff killing you lungs, esophogous, throat, nose, mucous membranes, heart, cardio-vascular system, brain, kidneys, liver, and so on? COME ON!! I hate stupidity...

[Jason]

Everyone over here in America is Sue Happy..

Any way to make a quick small fortune, they will take advantage of.

Greedy ****s if you ask me

[TrongaMonga]

Warning people not to throw their CD player as a projectile of a catapult O_o

Makes us wonder if Ameriques are that arrogant that can waste a CD player that way or too primitive that still have catapults

[Khull]

lol those are some funny ones, here are some more:

1.On a bar of Dial soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."


2.On some Swanson frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestions: Defrost."


3.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):

"Do not turn upside down."


4.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating."


5.On Sainsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: Contains nuts."


6.On a child's Superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."


7.On a chain saw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."


It makes me wonder just how more obvious you can get with these lebels. There so obviously stupid that its kinda funny

[bamthedoc]

Actually, the majority of the people know about theses obvious things, but the minority make problems for the rest of us... That and there really are some greedy freaks who will sue just to make money, even though they have the common sense not to do what the warnings now say not to do...

Did that make sense?

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to “Remove child before folding”

What kind of stupid, idiotic, moronic person would fold their kid up in a stroller?!?!!? I think they do it just so they can sue, if anyone is that stupid they probably wouldn't live to have children.

[AxL]

Actually quite ironic that I watched something on that on CNN. I'm pretty sure companies only do that so they keep there asses covered.

[Kamikaze]

ths scary part is stupid people make stupid babies.
it's a never ending loop.
i say we give police the authority to execute stupid people on the spot.

[Theroy]

Christmas lights

"For indoor or outdoor use only"

[TrongaMonga]

Well, I just had to bump this one.

[Zerglite]

my fav is how the guy named Miranda got away with murder * AFTER HE CONFESSED *because he wasnt told his right to counsel

so now they tell ppl the miranda rights

[Vic]

Originally Posted by AxL

Actually quite ironic that I watched something on that on CNN. I'm pretty sure companies only do that so they keep there asses covered.

yup

sometime ago this dude bought an RV and hit cruise control on the interstate and went to go make some coffe

it drove right off the road

"well i thought cruise control would drive for me"

he sued the RV people got 2 million dollers and a BRAND NEW RV

that comaany now adds in the user manual "Cruise control DOSE NOT Drive for you"