Teh Truth

[Wing Zero]

I'm sure all of you have read the Gigyas is a fetus discussion quite a few times already as such there will be those of you who will choose to ignore the blaring obviousness of the facts I'm about to present. Nonetheless, I have evidence that the game Super Mario Bros. 2 contains the same theme. To aide this idea you should also understand the theory that Super Mario Bros. is about the quest of Mario to have sex with Peach.

-The final boss is a 'frog'. Before maturity frogs take the form of tadpoles, which share a common image with a sperm cell. From this we can gather that Wart was actually a sperm cell that was allowed to develop (ie: a fetus)
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-Wart wears a crown showing that he is off royalty. This is because he is Princess Peach's developing child.
-The room in which you fight Wart is filled with colored blocks, much like a child plays with
-You defeat Wart with vegetables. Wart, just like a stereotypical child, hates his vegetables.
-Wart's only defense is spitting bubbles at you. A child commonly spits bubbles throughout early life.
-Throughout the game you battle Birdo, a transsexual creature as noted in the original text of the game. The reason Birdo reappears in battle so much is because it is trying to protect the child from being aborted. It does this because as a transexual Birdo can not have a child of its own and wishes to use Peach as a seragent mother
-The end game shows that it was all a dream. This means that an abortion was never had which could mean one of many possibilities.
1. Such as the Koopa kids being the result of the pregnancy.
2. Yoshi being the child
3. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi being the child

[torrid mind]

Omg Wtf?!