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[MacMan]

A great, thunderous noise was heard far off in the distance, and all at once our heroes became blinded by a now molten sky. The clouds were aflame with magic, and they soon after split to reveal their secrets -- a long stairway to heaven was slowly descending upon the Earth. At its crest stood a six-legged horse, with a figure hidden behind great sheaths of armor seated atop it. As the sky began to fade back to its former luster, this curious new character started to slowly descend the staircase. However, the six-legged horse quite understandably tripped on one of its legs while traversing the stairs, and the figure's somber entrance was cut short by a hilarious tumble down the gargantuan staircase.

After falling for several minutes, which entailed an incredibly awkward silence as our heroes watched on (trying not to chuckle), the figure finally smashed into the Earth. A mangled, bloodied pile of flesh and armor now sat at their feet.

Balthizar, able to more clearly see the now dead horse (which had been impaled through the eye by its master's anus), was quick to note that the horse was not as freakish as previously thought.

"Guys, look at that! That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!" he shouted.

What had been mistaken for two additional legs had actually been two humongous testicles, each hanging over a side of the horse, and each encased in a titanic ball sack belonging to the horse's mysterious rider. Clearly, this was no man lying before them. It was a god.

Affraid to say anything more, our heroes simply stood, dumbfounded, gazing down at this new god. From his belly the god coughed a most monstrous cough, which echoed across the whole horizon and rallied the god to his feet. Although standing, the god's testes still rested comfortably on a shelf of earth.

The god voiced several loud comments towards our heroes, but these were all muffled and unintelligible. Confused as to why our heroes would not respond, the god took several seconds before he realized he should take his huge ****ing helmet off.

With a snide, "I meant to do that" tone, this god then said, "Yo, what's up, broseph? My name is Testicules, but all of my friends call me Testicules. LOL! Whatever, anyway I'm here to, like, lead you to your destiny! LET US AWAY!! Um, but before we go can I ride on one of your horses? 'Cuz I kinda just ****ed mine over hardcore. Cool. Thanks. I owe ya one. LET US AWAY!"

[Ninja_Blue]

((Well first off, GTFO my internet, and the RP, secondly, you are a moron. Third, that all sounds familiar, as if you stole that whole thing from something, because I've seen it before. Fourth, if you were to be actually RPing, then you have already broken one of the most sacred of rules, you took control of someone else's character, and completely wrong also. And last but no least, we never had any horses.))

[MacMan]

This was perfectly legitimate for RPR.

[CelestialBadger]

the most sacred of rules

lol

[jd-inflames]

The OP didn't want your post in there. In a normal forum I would see your point, but this is RP. Obviously if the DM wants you out of the game in D&D, you're out, amirite?

(I didn't split it btw)

[jd-inflames]

BTW, lawls on Testicules.

[MacMan]

Originally Posted by jd-inflames

The OP didn't want your post in there. In a normal forum I would see your point, but this is RP. Obviously if the DM wants you out of the game in D&D, you're out, amirite?

(I didn't split it btw)

You should tell me that next time so I don't have to guess at what I did wrong, because I definitely just posted a revised version of that.

I also find it curious that, as of this edit, the timestamp for VoxEladrin's (the OP's) last activity is "Yesterday 09:53 AM," while I posted that "Today, 07:15 AM." It appears as if he hasn't even seen this yet.

Oh, and @

((Well first off, GTFO my internet, and the RP, secondly, you are a moron. Third, that all sounds familiar, as if you stole that whole thing from something, because I've seen it before. Fourth, if you were to be actually RPing, then you have already broken one of the most sacred of rules, you took control of someone else's character, and completely wrong also. And last but no least, we never had any horses.))

1) You're a turd, and 2) Thanks for the compliment/lie, I wrote that at 5am because I was bored and there were no new posts.

[jd-inflames]

Like I said, I didn't move it, otherwise you would have noticed a reason. I was just giving you reasons as to why it WAS moved.

[Ninja_Blue]

Awww....he called me a turd...how cute.