This is madness....

[Jimbo]

Madness?

[Vadriel]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

(I actually watched 300 again today on the 70in widescreen w/ surround sound )

[Jimbo]

Madness you say?

[Renzokuken]

Yes Ben, madness!

[Jimbo]

So my king died, and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory. But time has proven him wise, for from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and his 300, so far from home, laid down their lives... not just for Sparta, but for all Greece and the promise this country holds. Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Plataea, Persian hordes face obliteration! Just there, the barbarians gather, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartans commanding 30,000 free Greeks! Ho! The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one! Good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny, and usher in a future brighter than anything we could imagine. Give thanks, men, to Leonidas and the brave 300! To victory!

He did not wish tribute, nor song, or monuments or poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us" he said to me. That was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be. "May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, "Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie." And so my king died, and my brothers died; barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory, but time has proven him wise, for from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and his 300, so far from home, laid down their lives... not just for Sparta, but for all Greece and the promise this country holds. Now here on this ragged patch of earth called Plateaea, let his hordes face obliteration!

[jd-inflames]

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[jd-inflames]

[Jimbo]

**** you man this is sparta not ****ing image

[Vadriel]

You will find that I am kind.

[Octopor]

[Ntrik_]

shut the **** up jim and get over here now

[Jimbo]

this is a lime

[little-cheeze]

yase it is

[Octopor]

A radioactive lime!

[Vadriel]

Embrace me as your god and as your king.

[Jimbo]

[random_ppl]

hey little-cheeze its me alyx lol

[Wing Zero]

[Wing Zero]

Well this is a story all about how,
My kingdom got flip-turned upside down.
I'd like to take a minute please check Encarta,
I'll tell you how I died while defending Sparta.

In Sparta of Greece born and raised,
Ruling warriors was how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, phalanxin, training all cool,
And killing giant wolves instead of school.

When a couple of Persians, who were up to no good,
Started bribin Senators in my neighborhood.
I killed one little messenger and they all got scared and said,
"We're not givin you soldiers, take your royal guard there."

I whistled for a legion and when it came near,
There was only a couple Greeks and some Thespians here,
If anything I could say that doom awaits,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo Spartans to the hot gates."

We fought Persian waves, about 7 or 8,
And I heard from my allies, "Its an honor, Leonidas",
Looked at Xerxes, there was no way outta this,
"We'll see your trooops soon, at Salamis."