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Old 03-12-2007, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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ONE DAY PRINCES WUZ IN HER KASTLE ND SHE WAS THINKFULL OF MARIO FOR SAVIN HER OVR N OVR SO SHE WAS IN THE LIBRARY AND LOOKIN AT PICTURES OF MARIO IN THE BOOK FO MARIO TAHT WAS MADE IN DEDICATON OF MARIO ALLWAYS SAVING THE MUSHROM KINDOM. SHE LOOKED AT THE PICTURES OF MARIO AND WAS GETTING AROWSED IN HR GOOD SHAVD VAGINA AND SHE WANTED 2 HAV SEX W/ MARIO BUT SHE WUZUNT SHURE HOW 2 DO IT BUT TEHN SHE HAD AN ISEA AND WENT BAK 2 THE KITCHEN 2 PREPARE

MENWHILE BAK IN MARIOS HOUSE MARIO WAS TALKING 2 LUIGI. WAHT MARIO DIDN’T KNOW IS TAHT LUIGI WAS IN ON PRINCESS PLAN.

“DO U LIK THE PRINCESS?” LUIGI ASKED MARIO
“I DON’T NO I NEVR TOUGHT ABOT IT” MARIO SAID.
“WHY DO U ASK” MARIO ALSO SED
“NO RESON” LUIG AID
“OKAY” MARIO SAID
“ITS COOL ILL LEVE NOW” LUIGI SAID AND HE DID LEAVE.
“BYE” MARIO SAID AND SAT DOWN ON THE COUCH WHEN THE PHONE RANG.
“MAMAMIA I JUST SAT DOWN 2” MARIO SAID AND ANSERED THE FONE.

“HELLO” THE PRINCESS SAID
“HI” MARIO SAID.
“I WANT 2 COOK U DINER” PRINCESS SAD
“AT THE KASLTE?” MARIO SAID
“YEAH HERE” PRINCESS SAID.
“OK I WILL BE THERE I AM HUNGY” MARIO SAID
“OK BYE” PRINCESS SAID
“OK BYE” MARIO SAID AND TEHUY BOTH HUNGED UP.

AT THE CASTLE PRINCES WAS MAKIN TH DINER BUT TEHN SHE PUT HER PLAN INTO ACTON. SHE WAS COOKING PASTA. SHE PUT THE POT UNDERNETH HER LEGS AND PULED DOWN HJR PANTES. SHE HUDLED OVER THE POT AND SLOLY MESSAGED HER CLIT

“OHH!” PRINCESS SAD.
“OH YEH” PRINCESS SAID.
HR JUICES BEGAN TO FLOW AND DRAN OUT FO TEHJ PRINCESS’SS VAINGA AND ALL OVR HER HAND. SHE BRUGHT HR FINGR UP 2 HR MUTH AN LIKKED HR FINGER. “MM. MY POON TASTS GUD” PRINCSS SED. HR VAGNA STILL FLOWD HR JUCES INTO THE PASTA TEHN SHE PULLD HR PANTIS PU AN STIRED HR CUM INT THE PASTA. HR PLAN WAS ALMUST DON WHEN MARIOO RANG THE DOORBELL. PRINCSS SMILED 2 HRSELF.

LATR AT DINER PRINCSS PUT THE PASTA IN FRUNT OF MARIO AND WATCHED AS HE ATED IT.

“THIS IS REALLY GOOD” MARIO SEID AS HE FINISHED THE LAST BIT. “IS THER A SPECIAL INGREDINT IT TASSTED DIFFRNT TEHN USUAL!”

“IT IS MY VAGINA” PRINCS SAD.

“CAN I HAV SUM MOR?” MARIO ASKED. PRINCSS RAISD HR DRESS AND SHE WASN’T WEARING PANTIES NEMORE SO MARIO LIKED HR PUSY AND MASSAGED HER CLT W/ HIS TUNG

“OH MARIO” PRINCESS SAID GRINDIN HR PUSY AGANT HS FACE AN CAME.

LATR TEY WERE BOTH LAYING ON THE FLOR AND PRINCSS SAD “U KNO I NEVR HAD DINER”

MARIO LAUGHED.

“WEL ILL MAK UR DINNER. ULL BE HAVIN SAUSAGE!!” AN UNZIPD HIS FLY.

THE END/

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Old 03-12-2007, 06:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Call out: Glowpole

look how awesome jimbo used to be now he is that ****ty eggroll korean spawn airgoh
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