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04-22-2006, 03:42 AM
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| Protoss Reproductive Sex Systems (LAWL)
Do male protosses have penises and females have vaginas and the male protoss' penis GETS ERECTED and INSERTS his PENIS into the females VAGINA AND KEEP GOING IN AND OUT IN AND OUT!!! have some nice pleasurable SEX!!! I just wanna know if theyre really like us humans where SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND!! And how do their bodies move while they have sex since they cant kiss w/o mouth openings? Does the female just lie there while the male plugs it in her then out alternately till he gets orgasm and eject protoss sperm into her?
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04-22-2006, 07:03 AM
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| They don't even have mouths. I doubt they have penises/vaginas. | |
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04-22-2006, 11:23 AM
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04-22-2006, 08:55 PM
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| Even if they dont have mouths they can still speak vocally with their throats. And if they dont get genitals how can the male transfer his sperm to the female? The protoss will become extinct without any reporduction. I've found webpages talking about protoss physiology and they say "Protoss have both male and female genders and reproduce sexually. Their reproductive organs are very much analogous to Terrans, with the exception that male reproductive anatomy is internal." Analogous means similar, so they should have penises/vaginas similar to ours. When they say that the male reproductive anatomy is internal they mean their testicals (or balls) are internal. | |
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04-22-2006, 09:02 PM
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04-22-2006, 09:17 PM
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| Yeah...it's true. They must have humanlike genitals...why else would Artanis wear that loincloth? | |
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04-22-2006, 10:57 PM
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| Yea Artanis wouldnt be just walking around naked showing off his penis. Does the cloak Zeratul wears considered clothing? Cuz in that movie when u beat Episode IV Protoss in single player on brood war the camera flies around Artanis and Zeratul and at a certain place it shows Zeratul's butt (not a pretty picture)(not cool) If the Protoss would consider the genitals private parts wouldnt they wear clothing that can completely cover up their privates? Its strange how they consider their genitals as privates not as much as we do. I guess they never inherited a feeling of embarrassment. | |
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04-22-2006, 11:02 PM
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04-22-2006, 11:12 PM
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| I dont think Protoss would be having mental sex. How can a male get mental orgasm? How can the female give birth mentally?(this will make her brain-dead). It'd be best if their crotches would do all the work during sex, cuz thats their (feeeels gooood!!) spot. | |
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04-22-2006, 11:23 PM
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| Do you even know where is the clitoris?
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04-22-2006, 11:28 PM
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| Yes I know where the clitoris is its up the females vagina. Wonder how males get erection (hard/horny) since females dont got breasts(boobs). They dont cuz protoss dont eat or drink, they absorb energy and water through their skin. Does the male just rub his cratch against the female, stimulate his penis from the friction force of the rubbing, then his penis expands or does he insert it into the females vagina, row back and forth then stimulate from the friction force between his penis and inside of the vagina?
There better not be any gay/lesbian Protoss, i mean they have advanced technology so they should be real smart enough to know that new life form only forms from an egg and a sperm, not 2 eggs or 2 sperm.
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04-23-2006, 04:55 AM
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| I imagine that Protoss are no longer born normally, but test-tube grown to be more fit of soldiers. That's the TRUE way to do it. | |
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04-23-2006, 05:05 AM
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04-23-2006, 07:38 AM
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04-23-2006, 08:01 AM
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04-23-2006, 08:16 AM
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04-23-2006, 08:18 AM
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04-23-2006, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by PervertedProtoss Even if they dont have mouths they can still speak vocally with their throats. And if they dont get genitals how can the male transfer his sperm to the female? The protoss will become extinct without any reporduction. I've found webpages talking about protoss physiology and they say "Protoss have both male and female genders and reproduce sexually. Their reproductive organs are very much analogous to Terrans, with the exception that male reproductive anatomy is internal." Analogous means similar, so they should have penises/vaginas similar to ours. When they say that the male reproductive anatomy is internal they mean their testicals (or balls) are internal. | What the **** dude........Just what the ****? 
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