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12-24-2005, 03:01 AM
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| Aya Matsuura is awesome
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| We love George W. Bush
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12-24-2005, 03:13 AM
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| I still play games
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,725
| George W.: Not a terrorist in sight. The "War in Iraq" must be working like a charm!
Jenna: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
George W.: Thank you, dear.
Jenna: By your logic I could claim that this pair of panties keeps tigers away.
George W.: Oh, how does it work?
Jenna: It doesn't work.
George W.: Uh-huh.
Jenna: It's just a stupid pair of panties. But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
George W.: (pause) Jenna, I want to buy your panties.
Jenna: Only if you make me the Secretary of State for Underage Drinking.
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12-26-2005, 02:17 AM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 21 Posts: 2,351
| ui leik e moythgwrtt on thpl4ted e drunkwen anfd i hatwe dbu8ch i meabn klikemslubberingtg b8iuysh asdn like a dr4uc ncken birtcubh it5mweram n 8iytt s actu8rhrr chy89iild luijmke cera | |
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12-26-2005, 02:34 AM
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| Vresdesbyrd
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: north carolina Age: 19 Posts: 154
| Bush makes me laugh...
What a comedian.
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12-29-2005, 10:11 PM
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| Official Forum Hamster
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mianus, CT Age: 15 Posts: 1,459
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12-30-2005, 03:48 AM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: Temple Prime, Sarajevo Age: 22 Posts: 16,118
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George WMD Bush (born to Medusa and a wheel of cheese in 1969) is the greatest gay eskimo to ever live. He was lovingly pushed forth by his tender ant-queen on April 1st, 1969, and is now the president of the Divided States of America. Georgie, a former cocaine-abusing junkie and low achiever, was saved by masturbation to Pat Robertson's exorcism cassette tapes. His talents include stuttering on national television, running from public service that isn't "fun," and publicly showing off his lack of intelligence. Despite his apparent lack of intelligence, MENSA made Bush an honorary member because of a terrible lack of Republicans within the organization. 2000 Constitution Party candidate Don Knotts slammed MENSA's induction of Bush as "unaffirmative action."
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01-03-2006, 01:59 AM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
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01-03-2006, 06:03 AM
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| I still play games
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,725
| Current President of the United States. Single-handedly pluralized the internets.
This man, who frankly is a goddamned meatball, will probably go down in history as the second greatest President ever, right after Ronald Reagan. W is also the second smartest person in History, right after Dan Quayle, who, while visiting Latin America, lamented the fact that he'd never studied Latin.
The only man known to end sentences in the middle of them, because he is done talking now. We're working tirelessly...(sigh). Look, we're tireless.
He's pretty much the best president we've had, which can be evidenced by the fact that he is universally known by a single letter. Suck on THAT, Cher!
When he isn't repeatedly falling off of his mountainbike, he is personally on a quest to end the world.
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My perception crit, now I can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.
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01-03-2006, 10:33 PM
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| Agna Deus, Qui tollis peccata uni
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101
| I love GWB as much as i love eminem... and dont forget im a juggalo. | |
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01-03-2006, 11:58 PM
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| o
Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,584
| Bush hates my black brotha'z. | 
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01-07-2006, 06:25 AM
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| Agna Deus, Qui tollis peccata uni
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101
| As stated by kanye west aka that blak gy | |
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01-13-2006, 03:31 PM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: the internets Posts: 187
| Yes, that was nice. And now it's time for the human race to enter the solar system. | |
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01-23-2006, 12:03 AM
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| Agna Deus, Qui tollis peccata uni
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101
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Originally Posted by mefisto_monster Yes, that was nice. And now it's time for the human race to enter the solar system. | sounds like fun :grunt | |
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01-23-2006, 02:47 AM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: ¥0 MÆMA Posts: 66
| shaggy .2dope......... what the hell
what the **** has this place come to?
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01-29-2006, 12:40 AM
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| BANNED
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01-30-2006, 12:17 AM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: ¥0 MÆMA Posts: 66
| lol eric, hey man. hows it hangin?
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01-30-2006, 01:10 AM
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| BANNED
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 1,991
| Pretty good. You need to start posting around here more though. I've been terribly bored.
Do you like my new blue name???!! Aren't you proud of me??!!
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01-30-2006, 05:09 AM
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| BattleForums Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: ¥0 MÆMA Posts: 66
| yes i am!..........Im callin you Boss Hawg from now on 
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01-30-2006, 06:27 AM
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| BANNED
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| Lawler start posting or i rape you. Now. | |
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01-30-2006, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: Temple Prime, Sarajevo Age: 22 Posts: 16,118
| And while you are at it, find a reason why I should care ^_^ | |
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