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12-05-2005, 12:53 AM
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12-05-2005, 12:56 AM
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| Armodillo Reproduction Rate:
+175 Armodillo per day
+75% draft= 131 armodillo are added to your army everyday.
AADV Statistics:
Travels with jetstream. Travels 2,000 mile sper day.
Average kill count per day: 1539
Net change for Armodillo Army: -1408
Average civilian population death: 44
Total avaerage loss: 1452
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12-05-2005, 12:58 AM
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| YOUR TIME IS UP NOW.... THE ARMADILLOS WERE JUST USED AS A DESTRACTION. BEHOLD. THE NEW KILLER OF THE ARMADILLOS!!! 
This is a biological disease known to mankind as ebola. Our scientists in russia have successfully mutated it so that it A) Spreads quickly in a large penguing population B) Kills with 24 hours. THE VIRUS HAS ALREADY GONE INTO EFFECT!!! UNLESS YOU PROPERLY QUARANTINE YOUR ARMIES YOUR ARMY WILL DROP LIKE FLIES!!!! | |
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12-05-2005, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by lizardbreath YOUR TIME IS UP NOW.... THE ARMADILLOS WERE JUST USED AS A DESTRACTION. BEHOLD. THE NEW KILLER OF THE ARMADILLOS!!!
This is a biological disease known to mankind as ebola. Our scientists in russia have successfully mutated it so that it A) Spreads quickly in a large penguing population B) Kills with 24 hours. THE VIRUS HAS ALREADY GONE INTO EFFECT!!! UNLESS YOU PROPERLY QUARANTINE YOUR ARMIES YOUR ARMY WILL DROP LIKE FLIES!!!! | EBOLA is a human virus, even if it kills in 24 hours and spreads through the WHOLE army it does SHIT because it is a HUMAN virus
thank you for giving us millions of walking biological weapons
1 or 2 penguins per city should wipe out 2-3 billion
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12-05-2005, 08:22 AM
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| IT's A FORM WE MUTATED SO THAT IT COULD ONLY SPREAD THROUGH PENGUINS NOOB!! READ THE ENTIRE MESSAGE. GOD> FOOLISH QUEEN! | |
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12-05-2005, 07:52 PM
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| First off, There is a Fifth Armadillo just about slew me with laughter. Second, what the pathetic penguin army seems to have forgotten is the virus (not Ebola) that I declared was under synthesis several days ago. The virus is nearly complete. Soon there will be jets screaming over Antarctica dumping the virus. Hear them not, penguins, for they are a knell that summons you to Heaven...or to Hell. | |
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12-05-2005, 09:57 PM
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| we still have shields from about 2 pages back, the shields reach into space ( nearly )
so unless the space shuttle is dropping them, your planes are wasted. Quote: |
Originally Posted by lizardbreath IT's A FORM WE MUTATED SO THAT IT COULD ONLY SPREAD THROUGH PENGUINS NOOB!! READ THE ENTIRE MESSAGE. GOD> FOOLISH QUEEN! | also, ebola is a human disease AS MUCH AS IT SPREADS THROUGH THE PENGUIN ARMY IT IS STILL USELESS AND CANNOT EFFECT US HENCE IT BIENG A HUMAN DISEASE.
also, by your wording, i infer that only penguins can carry the disease, this is marvelous, allowing us to send in penguins infested with the disease to kill more humans, such as the abominations poison cloud on w3
(woot!)
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12-05-2005, 10:04 PM
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| ALSO REMEMBER:
That you guys recruited the human forces to your side, so our ebola-penguins, when in war, infect your troops! Killed by your own plague. GG.
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From the fire her face
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How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
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12-05-2005, 10:08 PM
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| well, thanks for telling us of your plan to try and infect us, the order has been given to move the penguins to sea
and since they are space penguins, they can hold their breath for EXTREME amounts of time, 1-2 days usually, enough time to swim out of the area where the bacteria was dropped, enough time to collect a sample and manufacture an antidote, ( which i can do, not bieng a penguin )
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12-05-2005, 10:12 PM
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| Lets have our penguins be infected with a human-destroying virus.
That will hurt lizardbreath's army even more.
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12-05-2005, 10:14 PM
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| the lab isnt through with it yet, and i cant help, see'ing as im human ( well... mostly human )
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12-05-2005, 10:20 PM
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__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
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And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
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12-05-2005, 10:23 PM
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| OMG DID YOU BUILD THAT?
that could like, wipe out the whole armadillo and emu population in the WORLD
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12-05-2005, 10:30 PM
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| It would only Durastically hurt the emu population. The armadillo population has higher shields and can dig underground to avoid the explosion. Your petty penguins cannot. | |
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12-05-2005, 10:32 PM
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| It's a virus that only kills penguins/not humans. We have successfully vaccinated the entire human race against ebola NOOB. | |
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12-06-2005, 12:42 AM
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| HAIL THE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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12-06-2005, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zerglite OMG DID YOU BUILD THAT?
that could like, wipe out the whole armadillo and emu population in the WORLD | There are seven of them ^_^
And more to come!
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From the fire her face
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How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
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12-06-2005, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by mefisto_monster HAIL THE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | OMG ANOTHER PENGUIN FOLLOWER!!! WE MUST KILL HIM! | |
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12-06-2005, 07:32 AM
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