Invasion of the penguins

[Darkmatter]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizardbreath]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by lizardbreath

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STICKY STICKY STICKY!!STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sticky please!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by lizardbreath

BEHOLD OUR NEWEST INTELLIGENCE WE HAVE ON THE SPACE PENGUIN INVADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The suspected massing "Penguin of Army of Doom" was verified yesterday afternoon after this picture was taken by our undercover penguin, Agent Flappy.
This is Flappy, our undercover penguin operative.


He is the world's best hope at surviving the penguin invasion. We feel that his ability interact with other penguins will provide us with the necessary tactical intelligence we require to predict the penguin's next assault.


Notice the penguin in the middle right handed portion of the picutre. He can be seen waddling very quickly. This in fact is the pre-penguin take off motion. There are other penguins boxing. Alas, you cannot see those penguins. "Speciality Fighter Penguins" comprise the remaining 100thousand plus of the army.


Shown here is a portion of the elite penguin guard. They are in standard formation. The elite guard stands at a staggering 50 foot. If the battle is going poorly, these mammoths are sent in to give the rest of the army some needed breathing room. They can absorb over 60 rounds before feeling pain.


This is a small clip of a the "heavy transport " penguin. He is capable of delivering up to 15 regular sized penguins over a 500 sq. mile radius via the sea.It is not certain how many of these heavy transport penguins exist.



This is the only known picture of the penguin leader, "Click Click." Click Click enjoys long swims in the ocean and a heardy fish meal. His whereabouts are unknown.


This is a picture of a penguin micro fighter. They stand only 2 feet tall. However, they are extremely useful in situations involving burrowing. This will prove to be the most difficult penguin to take out considering it's small stature and agility. Dubbed the "tunnel rat" penguin, these will dig holes and pop up all over the place in a heart beat if you're on the menu for the next phase of the invasion. The most effective strategy against the micro penguins is to simply throw large objects at them. Their uncanny sense of agility has given them the ability to dodge bullets. They also swarm...

Quoted for Awesomeness

[Lizardbreath]

OH NOES!!!

[Lizardbreath]

so who is invading who?

[Master.America]

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[Vadriel]

Yes...
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[Lizardbreath]

[quote=J'kar]Yes...
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[Master.America]

It's really hard to say "penguin" that many times really fast...

[Vadriel]

Oh shit you're right.

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[Darkmatter]

I love J'kar's penguin sex.

[Ntrik_]

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[Vadriel]

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[LeapOfFaith]

I have missed a shit load since i been gone for thanksgiving break

[Lizardbreath]

Yes you have.

[Vadriel]

Originally Posted by LeapOfFaith

I have missed a shit load since i been gone for thanksgiving break

This is unacceptable. Post.

[LeapOfFaith]

sry guys i havent been here to help you. ive been eating to get my energy back, i was really low on energy. o well guys im back to top shape lets kick some peguins A$$.

[Vadriel]

yeah, down with the bloody penguins! Emus unite and save us!

[Ntrik_]

very sticky when you masturbate indeed.

Penguins cant masturbate.