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11-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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#361 (permalink)
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| *eats another emu with the penguins
__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
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11-23-2005, 05:37 PM
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#362 (permalink)
| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Hooray, Bloodmatter! Save us from the evil invaders one by one! | |
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11-23-2005, 06:36 PM
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#363 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by J'kar Hooray, Bloodmatter! Save us from the evil invaders one by one! | he ATE an EMU with penguins
TY for helping the invaders
also, not all the males were sent, some 1,000,000 or so still remain.
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11-23-2005, 06:56 PM
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#364 (permalink)
| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| No, he's eating both. Emus and Penguins can both do damage and he is taking down both.
Also...little do you know that we have learned the secret location, using information from captured penguins as well as trajectory analysis of the original meteor, of the Penguin Homeworld...and about 15 minutes ago, we launched a massive salvo of newly-developed long-range nuclear missiles at it. Your planet is about to undergo complete holocaust in about 6 months, and you really can't do anything to stop it. So, make an alliance and possibly preserve the race, or become wiped out by the emus. | |
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11-23-2005, 07:00 PM
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#365 (permalink)
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| no, silly J'Kar.
Me and the penguins are enjoying a nice emu-burger.
__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
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11-23-2005, 07:04 PM
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#366 (permalink)
| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Oh. All right, I get it. *Nukes Bloodmatter's house, and then shoots him in the forehead with a shotgun*
Traitors will not be tolerated. | |
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11-23-2005, 07:21 PM
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#367 (permalink)
| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,274
| *Revives Bloodmatter with sex*
Back off my twin! *Angry* | |
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11-23-2005, 07:25 PM
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#368 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by J'kar No, he's eating both. Emus and Penguins can both do damage and he is taking down both.
Also...little do you know that we have learned the secret location, using information from captured penguins as well as trajectory analysis of the original meteor, of the Penguin Homeworld...and about 15 minutes ago, we launched a massive salvo of newly-developed long-range nuclear missiles at it. Your planet is about to undergo complete holocaust in about 6 months, and you really can't do anything to stop it. So, make an alliance and possibly preserve the race, or become wiped out by the emus. | HAH!
now your just bieng foolish, 6 months?!
we're over 10 lightyears away!
so we can expect that holocaust in... 20-25 years?..
by then we shall have sent radio transmission back home, which would arrive years before the missles, inciting those at home to build a defense system, destroying the nukes.
Yea.. GG
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11-23-2005, 07:27 PM
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#369 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: north carolina Age: 19 Posts: 4,051
| I SUMMON CARBUNCLE TO CAST REFLECT!  
I win 
__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM. | |
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11-23-2005, 07:28 PM
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#370 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: north carolina Age: 19 Posts: 4,051
| Sex is good too...
__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM. | |
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11-23-2005, 08:58 PM
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#371 (permalink)
| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,274
| Haha. Daryn > Eric this time. So we're summoning FF Monsters are we?
I summon Bahamut to cast Mega Flare on J'kar's Penis. 
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11-23-2005, 09:00 PM
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#372 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 19 Posts: 2,927
| only penguins and their allies have the ability to summon any monster of any sort
* the anti-J'kar clause
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11-24-2005, 01:19 AM
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#373 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Care-ifornia Age: 22 Posts: 2,113
| WE MUST ATTACK THE EMU'S WITH ANOTHER GREAT CREATURE!!!!!
THE MYSTICAL LLAMA!!!! NOW THAT IS A CREATURE THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO MANKIND!!!!! QUICKLY REZ THEM FROM THEIR DEEP SLUMBER!! | |
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11-24-2005, 01:42 AM
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#374 (permalink)
| Fuck A wristband Imma do a kegstand
Join Date: May 2003 Location: k-twon Posts: 5,813
| I summon......... 
SUPER SQURIELL!@!@! PROTECTOR OF THE INNCOENT AND SCORUGE OF NUTS GONE BAD.......
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11-24-2005, 01:52 AM
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#375 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 19 Posts: 9,690
| *on board with space penguins back to the motherland*
only selected few of course .gif "Wink") we'll be breeding new hybrids of Space Penguins, beware.
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11-24-2005, 04:30 AM
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#376 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Care-ifornia Age: 22 Posts: 2,113
| WELL NEXT TIME YOU GUYS COME BACK WE WILL BE READY!!!! WE ARE GOING TO SEt UP A MISSLE SYSTEM ThAT WILL DESTROY YOUR TRANSPORT SHIPS BEFORE THEY EVEN HIT EARTH!!!! HBEQWHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...ha. | |
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11-24-2005, 04:45 AM
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#377 (permalink)
| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,274
| This thread is weird. 
Whose side is Darkmatter on? | |
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11-24-2005, 06:10 AM
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#378 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Care-ifornia Age: 22 Posts: 2,113
| THE REALLY EMO SIDE! | |
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11-24-2005, 06:15 AM
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#379 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,274
| WITH UR MOM LOL | |
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11-24-2005, 06:26 AM
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#380 (permalink)
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| lolololLOLOLOLOLlololololol | |
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