Invasion of the penguins

[Vadriel]

Yes, Lizardbreath will join in the orgy.

[LeapOfFaith]

me also im in it to

[Vadriel]

Ok, here it is:

Whoever stickies this thread gets sex from everyone in my signature, plus Lizardbreath! MASSIVE ORGY!

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[LeapOfFaith]

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[Lizardbreath]

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[Vadriel]

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[Lizardbreath]

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[Lizardbreath]

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[Lizardbreath]

BEHOLD OUR NEWEST INTELLIGENCE WE HAVE ON THE SPACE PENGUIN INVADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The suspected massing "Penguin of Army of Doom" was verified yesterday afternoon after this picture was taken by our undercover penguin, Agent Flappy.
This is Flappy, our undercover penguin operative.


He is the world's best hope at surviving the penguin invasion. We feel that his ability interact with other penguins will provide us with the necessary tactical intelligence we require to predict the penguin's next assault.


Notice the penguin in the middle right handed portion of the picutre. He can be seen waddling very quickly. This in fact is the pre-penguin take off motion. There are other penguins boxing. Alas, you cannot see those penguins. "Speciality Fighter Penguins" comprise the remaining 100thousand plus of the army.


Shown here is a portion of the elite penguin guard. They are in standard formation. The elite guard stands at a staggering 50 foot. If the battle is going poorly, these mammoths are sent in to give the rest of the army some needed breathing room. They can absorb over 60 rounds before feeling pain.


This is a small clip of a the "heavy transport " penguin. He is capable of delivering up to 15 regular sized penguins over a 500 sq. mile radius via the sea.It is not certain how many of these heavy transport penguins exist.



This is the only known picture of the penguin leader, "Click Click." Click Click enjoys long swims in the ocean and a heardy fish meal. His whereabouts are unknown.


This is a picture of a penguin micro fighter. They stand only 2 feet tall. However, they are extremely useful in situations involving burrowing. This will prove to be the most difficult penguin to take out considering it's small stature and agility. Dubbed the "tunnel rat" penguin, these will dig holes and pop up all over the place in a heart beat if you're on the menu for the next phase of the invasion. The most effective strategy against the micro penguins is to simply throw large objects at them. Their uncanny sense of agility has given them the ability to dodge bullets. They also swarm...

[Lizardbreath]

New supreme commander of the allied penguin nations united against all non penguins declared every damn day of the year, penguin homage day.

"Penguin homage day will be a day of atonement for your sins against the penguins, and even those penguin cars. You'll pay dearly for those. On penguin homage day you dirty humans will be our servants. We expect obedience, respect and gratitude for allowing you to live such fruitful lives."

Global response to the imposed penguin day of retribution was swift! Sadly, penguins can take pretty well anybody out in a fight. The humans lost. There also have been some minor modifications to the calendar:

January is now to be referred to as "The first month of worship"

February is now to be referred to as "We have all your chocolate month"

March is now to be referred to as "It's not quite spring yet month"

April is now to be referred to as "Rabbits Lay eggs month"

May is now to be referred to as "YAM"

June is now to be referred to as "fill the penguin pools month"

July is now to be referred to as "penguin dependence month"

August is a "dumb month" and was abolished. In it's place there will be 30 days of eating fish.

September will be "running into walls head first to amuse penguins month"

October will be "hunting month"

November will be "kill the escapees month"

December will be "eat the fat ones month"

Random Factiods:

National Religion: Penguinism.

National Ideology: Tyranny

National Language: *clicking*

National Currency: People...mainly ones that are "tasty"

National Movie: Batman Returns(because of the penguins)

National Fight Song: Love the Penguin....FEAR THE PENGUIN

National Toy of choice: Rubber Ducky

National Video Game of Choice: Penguin 2: Pengy's Revenge

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Penguins Declare Penguin Day! - New supreme commander of the allied penguin nations united against all non penguins declared every damn day of the year, penguin homage day.

Penguins Strike Chocolate Distributers Enjoy that chocolate valentine day recipients because that's the last of it! Click Click and his army opted against directly invading any more countries and decided on attacking the world's chocolate source.

Penguins Massing Army At South Pole - Two Antarctic explorers stumbled upon a massing penguin army that is concentrated near the south pole this morning after waking up to the site of a marching penguin division headed towards their camp.

Syria Calls for Condemnation of Penguina Late Saturday evening Syria called an emergency session of the UN Security Council to call for a vote to condemn the Empire of Penguina as an outlaw state and a member of the axil of ...ness.

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by lizardbreath

BEHOLD OUR NEWEST INTELLIGENCE WE HAVE ON THE SPACE PENGUIN INVADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The suspected massing "Penguin of Army of Doom" was verified yesterday afternoon after this picture was taken by our undercover penguin, Agent Flappy.
This is Flappy, our undercover penguin operative.


He is the world's best hope at surviving the penguin invasion. We feel that his ability interact with other penguins will provide us with the necessary tactical intelligence we require to predict the penguin's next assault.


Notice the penguin in the middle right handed portion of the picutre. He can be seen waddling very quickly. This in fact is the pre-penguin take off motion. There are other penguins boxing. Alas, you cannot see those penguins. "Speciality Fighter Penguins" comprise the remaining 100thousand plus of the army.


Shown here is a portion of the elite penguin guard. They are in standard formation. The elite guard stands at a staggering 50 foot. If the battle is going poorly, these mammoths are sent in to give the rest of the army some needed breathing room. They can absorb over 60 rounds before feeling pain.


This is a small clip of a the "heavy transport " penguin. He is capable of delivering up to 15 regular sized penguins over a 500 sq. mile radius via the sea.It is not certain how many of these heavy transport penguins exist.



This is the only known picture of the penguin leader, "Click Click." Click Click enjoys long swims in the ocean and a heardy fish meal. His whereabouts are unknown.


This is a picture of a penguin micro fighter. They stand only 2 feet tall. However, they are extremely useful in situations involving burrowing. This will prove to be the most difficult penguin to take out considering it's small stature and agility. Dubbed the "tunnel rat" penguin, these will dig holes and pop up all over the place in a heart beat if you're on the menu for the next phase of the invasion. The most effective strategy against the micro penguins is to simply throw large objects at them. Their uncanny sense of agility has given them the ability to dodge bullets. They also swarm...

QUOTED FOR TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sly]

I BELIEVE IN THE PENGUINS. GO PENGUINS GO!

[Lizardbreath]

OMG 11 pages!!!

[LeapOfFaith]

You will die for being on the side of the peguins ill will kill you both

[LeapOfFaith]

the peguins must die!!

[Lizardbreath]

I WAS NEVER ON THE PENGUIN's SIDE!!! I AM ON THE ALLIANCE DEFENDING AGAINST THE PENGUINS!!! I BELIEVE IN OUR CAUSE!!!

[Vadriel]

It is true. He is but the harbinger of our doom...he relays the state of the war. Do not persecute him.

My fellow men and devils...it is time for us to rise up and shake off the chains of the penguin army. I am afraid I must reveal a weapon that I have been hiding, for fear of its power. We will have to call upon the power of...the pancake.

The pancake is a weapon of unimaginable power against the penguins. They shudder in fright at the very presence of one. It is this primal fear of pancakes that I propose we use to drive them away.

We must construct pancake towers in every major city. My figures estimate that a pancake tower the size of the Chrysler building would clear an entire city of penguins, as well as the surrounding countryside.

However, such power does not come without a price. There is a good reason that I have not revealed this option until this desperate hour. The immense flood of syrup and berry jam may cause nearly as much damage as the penguins themselves. We will be free, but we will be free in a sea of sweet and savory syrups. Tell me, my comrades...is it worth it? Should we pursue this means to the end of tyranny? I will leave the final choice to you all. Discuss it amongst yourselves...and inform me when you have reached a decision.

[Sly]

I KILL YOU!

[LeapOfFaith]

You will not kill anybody you have to get threw me to get to J'kar