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Old 10-07-2005, 10:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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omg hi introduz0r!
lol hi i am lorenzo, i r newbloar to diz foramz, plz allow me 2 introduz0r...

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tbh imo, iirc fyi, afaik atm btw nvm kthxplzbai

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lolzk i r teh best ahmz? ezpk nb, last my mumz asknz meh "wut u want for xmas" nd i saiz "offer lol?" omg teh phunaay ndz i r teh try 2 socket my peniz with a drill lolz it got only 1 sock fu nb.. i pkz kids @ my skoola and staelz0r teh lunch monay and saiz "ez koinz, gg". last i r try 2 do teh groceriez, nd teh (holy) water sprinklez in teh yard (retard yard omg) where teh initiata0rzasfgsg, so i saiaz "LOL HAY MOM QUIT TG'ING WIYTH UR NUB TRAPZ OMGLOL NB EZPK" so she r thorwn a SHOE (OMG) @ MEH, SO I R LIEK "OMG AA MORE PLZ" coz it r hitzor meh.. fkuc nub.. so she r teh tell:

teh uhmz.. mom lol: "Pick up that sweater and put it in your closet!"
meh: "i am overburdened"
meh: "omg lolz"
mum: "fu"
meh: "duel or dodge?"
mom: "SILENCE!"
meh: "in phase or zerk? ft 1 vex 4 phase 15% sup"
mom: "you're grounded"
meh: "lowball ofr"
mom: "that's it, no more d2 for you *steals disk*"
meh: SCAMMMMMMMAR!!! SCAMMMMMMMMAR!!! /whois *Mum report d2jsp/dtrade/blizz gg cdkey ban plz
mom: *slaps me*
meh: omg townjump townhug more plz
mom: *slaps me again*
meh: *takes pillow, makes holy shield move and starts smiting*
mom: *slaps*
meh: *blocks* LOL 75% BLOCK NB GG

*15 minz lata*

meh: OMG POTTER NB, MONO VIT GHOST BUILD 505 VIT HAX? *smites some more*

anywayz lata teh dayz i r @ teh school and thar waz dis gurly lookin @ meh, nd she was quite teh hot so i try to imprezzr0z her:

meh: "look @ dis pencil lol"
girl: "uhh... ok?"
meh: *pulls out anoter pencil* GG I DUPE

but it r teh phail so i oipenz my pen case (labeled - Stash lolz) and take out teh 10 ringz, then i saiz:

meh: wathc dis lolz *puts on 10 rings*
meh: *pulls out scizzor*
girl: *EEEWWW YOU PSYCHO WHAT ARE YOU DOING*
meh: *slit slit bleed bleed*
meh: *hits the girl K.O.* GG 10*CATHAN 60% LIFE LEECH FOO AHA I R TEH PRO

but thenz my freindz r hab better penz, in diffarant colars. ****ing ebayerz.. i r only hab 15% sup blue pen they r hab all OMG EBAY, and when they baetzor me in teh duel thay STEAL MY GOLD

OMG STEAL, i r almost habz enuff 2 buy a incinerating flamberge of craftmanship from ormus.. lolk

i r hoep i r maekn teh freindz har..
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok here's a few things
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C) Follow teh rulez
D)No spamming is allowed, i consider this spam
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Welcome to BF, mr.iamh4x0r. We are all uber l337 here (ask 4 WingZ)
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol k. gawd lolz i r teh 13373ezpk.
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Old 10-08-2005, 01:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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umm type in english here and galatia is wrong im not leet
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um....leet speak will get you killed here....

anyway welcome to bf and hey hows it going?
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good thing he will be banned within the week at the rate he's going . And a good riddens it will be.
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i think hell be stubbron liek that and just be all "OMG I AM A LEET LOSER!!! I DIDNT REALIZE THAT LEET IS DEAD"

i dont think hell be banned either...though what a reprieve that would be...
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HOW IS 1337 DAED WHEN I R TEH [b+i+u lol i r lazy]ALIEV?[/biu]
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